What do you tell the Jehovah Witnesses when they come knocking

I say, with a succinct, conspicuous inflection, "Take a hike, you scoundrels!"

I know the Clintons

jehovah starts with an i

I pit them against the LDS duo and take bets on the winner.

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I say, with a succinct, conspicuous inflection, "Take a hike, you scoundrels!"

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How are they able to circumvent your security, butler, and PA? You need to do some serious house cleaning among your personal staff as well as you physical security infrastructure.

I don't answer the door

I love fricking with these people. Just fricking weirdos.

I hear you knockin', but you can't come in.

I tell them we worship Satan in my household. That usually does the trick.

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What do you tell the Jehovah Witnesses when they come knocking

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I look through the peephole, so I don't have to answer the door.

I just keep going about my business, whether or not they know I'm home, but I just don't answer the door.