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What do you do if you find a roach in your house? Burn your house down of course

Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:19 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:19 pm
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27-year-old Kelly Baker, said she shot the roach because she believed her life was in danger and then burned her home down “just to be sure.”

“The damned thing was going to fly directly at my head if I didn’t do something. And, uh, helllll no,” said Baker.


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Police say that around 10:30 pm Monday a giant, flying roach made its way through a living room window and began crawling down the curtains before being noticed. Baker said she had just seconds to act because the can of Raid was in the other room and there was no way she was using her shoes, so she pulled out her gun and shot, hitting the roach.

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Baker, who was home alone at the time, then doused the place with gasoline and evacuated moments later before setting it ablaze. When asked if she overreacted to the situation as she is now homeless, Baker remained confident in her decision.

“What if I only wounded it and it came back? Have you seen these things? I had to be sure. Burning it with fire was the only way to be sure. And I’m at peace with my choice,” said Baker.



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Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139245 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:20 pm to
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NOLA Satire & Parody
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:21 pm to
why you gotta poo poo on my thread?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:21 pm to
You know this isn't a real story, right?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:21 pm to
no way
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184770 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:21 pm to
That wasn't even good satire
Posted by kmcmah1
Member since Mar 2009
1128 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:23 pm to
What's up with NO and all these shitty Onion knock off websites?
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11080 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:23 pm to
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That wasn't even good satire
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26752 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:24 pm to
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so she pulled out her gun and shot, hitting the roach.


That's just good marksmanship.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20431 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:26 pm to
As an old Southern lady once told me:

"If you see it in someone else's house it is a roach, in your house it is a Palmetto Bug."
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91136 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:28 pm to
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That wasn't even good satire


for real. At least with a lot of Onion articles you kind of have that twinge of doubt like "this isn't real...or is it?"

This was just stupid.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139245 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

why you gotta poo poo on my thread?

I'm just adding to the existing pile of poo poo
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
26552 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118276 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 2:45 pm to
I WILL NOT TOLERATE....INFESTATION!!

Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171236 posts
Posted on 6/2/15 at 3:55 pm to
Hurry, find a thread you can go ruin someones wet dream in
Posted by StreamsOfWhiskey
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Jun 2013
953 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 1:29 pm to
Don't think I'd burn my house down, but I would probably sleep in a hotel until the pesticide service could come and inundate my house.

I deal with spiders, scorpions, and snakes without any problem whatsoever. Roaches, I cannot deal with. I loathe these creatures to the point where if I see one, I dream about it later. Even though satire, can't say my reaction would be even close to reasonable.
This post was edited on 6/3/15 at 1:35 pm
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
16413 posts
Posted on 6/3/15 at 1:34 pm to
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What do you do if you find a roach in your house?


Smell it first, and then smoke it more than likely.
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