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re: What do you do first 24 hours of zombie apocalypse?

Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:21 am to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15538 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:21 am to
Got to establish a heiarchy. Someone needs to be in charge. Immediately appoint a board of directors and committee to handle the concerns.
Posted by MikeAV8s
Member since Oct 2016
2187 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:28 am to
The truth is, no matter how prepared you are your chances of survival are very very slim. Those prepared will typically try to isolate. Those unprepared will band together and overrun them and then fight it out amongst themselves.
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
3355 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:34 am to
How many people you think you'll need to draft an email in the zombie apocalypse baw?
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6227 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:35 am to
I gotta assume there’s some abandoned cartel bunkers in the south
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
18846 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:36 am to
Head to the coast and commandeer a yacht. Zombies can’t swim for shite.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41089 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:36 am to
Get as far away as possible from everyone
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113765 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:41 am to
Rob gun and liquor stores
Cannibalism
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Was watching last of us and saw how prepared the baws were. Obviously this is after the initial few weeks etc. wife ask what we would do first 24 hours and all I could think of was pack up food gas etc on our SUV and head to the woods.

What you baws think gives best chance of survival?


Keep my wife alive and any kids we have alive. It sounds dumb, but I'm trying to learn some skills through hobbies that may help if the world goes to shite. I can build firearms, have been competing in firearm tournaments, learned how to forge knives, been going four wheeling, and now that I'm hopefully going to be having kids, I'm working with the local community college to get us knowledge on medical and welding.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147712 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:45 am to
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What do you do first 24 hours of zombie apocalypse?
turn the PlayStation off


I’m not 9yo
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
15864 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:46 am to
Surround my house with treadmills.
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7653 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:46 am to
Team moat. Keep a pike handy. Chainlink fence and height are your friends.
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1940 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Obviously this is after the initial few weeks etc. wife ask what we would do first 24 hours and all I could think of was pack up food gas etc on our SUV and head to the woods.


I already live in the woods. If you show up around here in your suv, I'll be ready to take you out. Your better off staying in the city lol
Posted by HeadCall
Member since Feb 2025
5715 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:50 am to
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What do you do first 24 hours of zombie apocalypse?


Try not to let it show how excited I am for the zombie apocalypse
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27706 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:53 am to
Myself and a team of mercenaries are gonna kill the Zombie King in Vegas and rob a casino vault while we're there.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:55 am to
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Try not to let it show how excited I am for the zombie apocalypse


I mean, NIL has killed CFB anyway so bring 'em on, I say...
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58260 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 11:56 am to
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Was watching last of us

You mean the dudes making out show
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3828 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 12:15 pm to
Nice try, Mr. Zombie FBI man...
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10308 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 12:33 pm to
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Keep my wife alive and any kids we have alive. It sounds dumb, but I'm trying to learn some skills through hobbies that may help if the world goes to shite. I can build firearms, have been competing in firearm tournaments, learned how to forge knives, been going four wheeling, and now that I'm hopefully going to be having kids, I'm working with the local community college to get us knowledge on medical and welding.


You own a set of the Foxfire books? Lot of useful information in there about primitive living.
Posted by Coach72
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2009
1668 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 12:52 pm to
Over 200 islands on Lake Ouachita, and one of those mfkrs would have my name on it. The Joplin use area peninsula has a nice bottleneck and is easily defendable, so I would also establish a land base there.

Once I ruled this island nation, I'd change my moniker to General Bethlehem. My first edicts would be to: ban rap music, institute prima nocta, and make those sweet arse 8 ball jackets from The Postman our official tops.



Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17390 posts
Posted on 7/7/25 at 1:02 pm to
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Rob gun and liquor stores
Cannibalism


I think that I'd rather take my chances with the zombies over a marauding pack of strapped alcoholic cannibals.
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