what do you call coming inside a woman?

Poopin

What do you call coming inside a man?

A mistake

I thought that was getting a woman drunk..,

Hoping she’s up to date on that shot….

"Oh, mommy!"

Oh, I thought you meant what do I call out...

Standing doggie style, if you really wanna know the truth. Or is it…..?

While she was trying to get pregnant I was expected to do it several times a day. I finally started lying and faking an orgasm till she busted me doing it. After that little breach of trust, she started checking each time which I now realize should have been sexy, but was really all business.