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re: What do the love of coffee shops and MacBooks have in common?

Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:04 pm to
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:04 pm to
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Because people are fricking stupid.

or you're just a computer nerd who lives in a bubble
Posted by Mr Perfect
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:05 pm to
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who lives in a bubble


the irony of this quote is not underrated
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:07 pm to
I have an iMac at work and a Mac Mini at home

You think Mr. Desktop approves?
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:09 pm to
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apple really triggers you guys



The way cyclists do

It's like gangs. There may be a gang of 20 in a neighborhood of 2,000. 1,980 could beat the shite out of the 20, but the 1,980 act as individuals while the 20 act as a group.

Like cyclists with bike lanes and other cyclist propaganda, the apple group appears to be larger than they really are with their defense of each other. One speaks, they all agree.

My hypothesis is that apple users, like cyclist, have no identity of their own so they play dress up and wear the apple user uniform to give themselves a sense of belonging. Like the above gang mention, the 1,980 are unique people, but the cyclist, apple user, gang member acts the way cyclists, apple users or gang members act.

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:09 pm to
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I have an iMac at work and a Mac Mini at home

YOU'RE A frickING IDIOT
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:11 pm to
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My hypothesis is that apple users, like cyclist, have no identity of their own so they play dress up and wear the apple user uniform to give themselves a sense of belonging. Like the above gang mention, the 1,980 are unique people, but the cyclist, apple user, gang member acts the way cyclists, apple users or gang members act.

android users talk about their phones 1000x more than iphone users.

people hate apple to be contrarian because apple is so wildly popular.
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:21 pm to
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android users talk about their phones 1000x more than iphone users


If you say so, but someone doing something on their phone is different that brand display right?

i.e. Can you ride a bike without looking like you're in the tour de france?


Display vs use.

Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87727 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:23 pm to
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My hypothesis is that apple users, like cyclist, have no identity of their own so they play dress up and wear the apple user uniform to give themselves a sense of belonging. Like the above gang mention, the 1,980 are unique people, but the cyclist, apple user, gang member acts the way cyclists, apple users or gang members act.






my God
Posted by nola000
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:33 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/26/19 at 7:10 am
Posted by Kujo
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:40 pm to
it's not an uncommon phenomenon. think about all the potheads pot is their glue. "hey man what do you want to do I don't know let's smoke weed". friendships are based off common activity. those people with the apples go to the coffee shop to be part of a group they all just show up, and to be part of the group they have to look the part. all the potheads must smoke pot all the cyclist have to look like they're going to the tour de France it's people wearing their identity
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:45 pm to
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sipping my community breakfast blend


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like a real man


Does not compute.

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typing on a Dell


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like a real man


Does compute
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:00 pm to
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Can you ride a bike without looking like you're in the tour de france?


Absolutely

When I ride my bike to my local coffee shop to work on my MacBook Pro, I wear chinos and Toms, which I don’t believe has anything to do with the Tour
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:15 pm to
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I'm actually not. I'm a perfectionist.

I'm also a carpenter, a mechanic, a plumber, an electrician, electronics repairman, etc.

I don't fit in your bubble, bro.

I eat organic and shoot guns.

I like gay people and jazz fest and vote Republican/Libertarian.

I own a little Honda Civic. I also own a Mercedes. I also own a lifted four-wheel drive off road truck.

I believe in protecting the environment and I also believe in free-market capitalism.

But most importantly.... I own Windows devices. Because frick Apple.


Real people. Real talk.
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:16 pm to
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and Toms


You forgot to add your Antifa mask.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:20 pm to
Good Evening Beto...
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:22 pm to
Got my first MacBook a couple weeks ago.

For web based application there is no comparison. This thing is so much better in every way
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:25 pm to
We don’t wear masks anymore

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61485 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 9:56 pm to
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For web based application there is no comparison. This thing is so much better in every way

yep. let these nerds melt though. it's funny.
This post was edited on 4/25/19 at 9:56 pm
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