re: What did you do as a teenager that would preclude you from tSCOTUS?

Posted by TheFonz

Somewhere in Louisiana

Member since Jul 2016

23545 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:40 pm to dbeck

quote:
I took a knife and, uh...you know those "do not remove under penalty of law" labels they put on mattresses? Well I cut one of 'em off.

Ever been to the Alamo?

Posted by NoHoTiger

So many to kill, so little time

Member since Nov 2006

46209 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:45 pm to Eli Goldfinger

I have no specific recollection of my teenage years.

Posted by coonarse

Kingwood TX

Member since Nov 2007

394 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:45 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Depends...
Nominated by a Democrat President, apparently nothing, I was an angel.

Nominated by a Republican President, apparently wouldn't matter, as they would just have something made up.

Posted by udtiger

Over your left shoulder

Member since Nov 2006

117132 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:47 pm to Winston Cup

quote:
i never went to law school

Not a requirement for federal judgeship, including SCOTUS.

Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles

Member since Jun 2018

2002 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:51 pm to Eli Goldfinger

As a young teen, I hired a hooker, did the dirty, punched said hooker, kicked while she was down, and took her money...

in Grand Theft Auto III

Posted by ColoradoAg03

Denver, CO

Member since Oct 2012

6688 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:56 pm to teke184

quote:
Inhailed

I believe the correct spelling of simple words is a basic requirement to be on the SCOTUS.

This post was edited on 9/20/18 at 1:57 pm

Posted by MintBerry Crunch

Member since Nov 2010

6013 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:57 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Nice try Feinstein

Posted by Darth_Vader

A galaxy far, far away

Member since Dec 2011

74571 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 1:59 pm to Eli Goldfinger

quote:
What did you do as a teenager that would preclude you from tSCOTUS?

If I was being considered as a Republican?

1. Underage drinking
2. Copious amounts of illegal drugs
3. Physical altercations
4. Promiscuous underage sexual acts involving counts 1 & 2
5. Vandalism
6. School truancy
7. Sexual harassment
8. Vagrancy
9. Indecent exposure
10. General Hooliganism
11. Destruction of school property
12. Public intoxication
13. DUI
14. Bootlegging
15. Underage tobacco use
16. Plagiarism
17. Breaking curfew
18. Bullying
19. Cursing
20. Calling people mean names

If I was being considered as a Liberal Democrat?

Nothing.

Posted by Walt OReilly

Poplarville, MS

Member since Oct 2005

124694 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:02 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Jesus where do I begin

I had multiple DWIs before I was 18

Got caught shoplifting cigarettes

Got caught cheating on tests

Vandalism

Posted by Darth_Vader

A galaxy far, far away

Member since Dec 2011

74571 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:02 pm to Walt OReilly

quote:
shoplifting

Oh yeah. I’d forgot about that...

21. Shoplifting

Posted by Demshoes

Up in here

Member since Aug 2015

10758 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:03 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Posted by BARNEYSTINSON

Member since Oct 2011

801 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:07 pm to Eli Goldfinger

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Posted by TrapperJohn

Louisiana

Member since Dec 2007

12334 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:10 pm to Supermoto Tiger

quote:
Thank God we didn't have social media or cellphones.

Polaroid pics were bad enough, but I would've been ruined if cellphones were around. I was the master at hiding my beer behind my back in pics where my friends all held them up like they had just won the Daytona 500.

Posted by Bluefin

The Banana Stand

Member since Apr 2011

13527 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:22 pm to dbeck

quote:
you know those "do not remove under penalty of law" labels they put on mattresses? Well I cut one of 'em off.

Posted by kook

Berrytown

Member since Sep 2013

2155 posts

Posted on 9/20/18 at 2:27 pm to Bluefin

I bullied this semi retarded kid by throwing peanuts at him in a bar. After I took his girl home, he tried to fight me, so I stabbed him with a broken Jack Daniel's bottle