re: What did you do as a teenager that would preclude you from tSCOTUS?

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 It was around midnight and my parents were sleeping, so I knocked my Toyoyta pickup out of gear and rolled it down the driveway before starting the engine.

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miss those days

Your shite driving cock blocked you. Congrats.

You forgot being a white, Chirstian male.

Personally??

In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out. But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life

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You can imagine how excited my cuz & I were.

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Are you accusing me of *pedophilia?






*Ephebophilia - I stated pedophilia for you dumbasses that don’t know the difference.

Sadly, nothing.

As a teenager one time I ran with scissors.

I recall petting a stray dog once too.

I was quite the teenaged rebel.

My 20s would be the decade that got me excluded from consideration if they were fully documented.

Unlike Kavanaugh I never raped a girl.. so probably nothing

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Unlike Kavanaugh I never raped a girl.. so probably nothing

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There's no credible evidence that he did either and even if he did the accuser should have made the accusations 36 years ago when he was 17 years old.

I watched Cosby every Thursday night.