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What did you 1st learn about women when you moved in with one?

Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:08 am
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9449 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:08 am
I learned that they shed a lot and don’t care. My wife’s hair ends up all over the shower and she doesn’t even care.

I also learned that nothing is ever hunky dory no matter how much good you do or how much how much you have. Women basically have a need to have something to complain about. You just have to roll with the punches and keep you head up. Do the best you can to make your wife and kids happy and don’t worry about the rest.
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
50324 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:10 am to
TP consumption will go up massively.

And somehow it goes up exponentially based on how many women are living in the household.
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:10 am to

Most are slobs.......
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9542 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:10 am to
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This post was edited on 9/12/25 at 7:03 pm
Posted by adamau
Member since Oct 2020
4225 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:11 am to
Girls have a front butt
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
4706 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:12 am to
They fart in their sleep but will deny it.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
43812 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:12 am to
quote:

I learned that they shed a lot and don’t care. My wife’s hair ends up all over the shower and she doesn’t even care.



It's amazing my wife even has hair based off what she leaves in the shower. She kept clogging the drain up so bad that I had to go get one of these:

Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6606 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:13 am to
They don't intuitively know how to load a dishwasher.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36131 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:14 am to
Oh boy. The daily woman hating thread is off to an early start.

One thing I’ve learned about men from this board is y’all are a bunch of complaining, never satisfied sonsabitches.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17090 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:14 am to
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Most are slobs.......


I do not share this opinion.

My wife is neatest, cleanest person I know. Not in a ocd type of way, just a I care about myself and my property type of way.
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7633 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:15 am to
She complains constantly about living with cbree
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132893 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:15 am to
quote:

TP consumption will go up massively.


This. I think they eat it
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15518 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:15 am to
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I also learned that nothing is ever hunky dory no matter how much good you do or how much how much you have. Women basically have a need to have something to complain about.


dear god yes. If you build them a freakin' mansion they will focus on the curtains not being the right color. I didn't realize that I'd never do something 100% right again in my life when I moved in with my wife.


They will go out of their way to ask you to do something if they see you relaxing. Doesn't matter if it takes longer for them to walk across the house and ask you than doing it themselves.

None of their belongings ever contribute to clutter. It doesn't matter if everything you own can fit in the trunk of a Camry, it's all a problem. None of their stuff contributes to mess/clutter.

It doesn't matter how smart they are on paper. The stupidity of some of the stuff they say/do is astounding. I think my wife being smart as sh*t makes the dumb stuff she sometimes does more frustrating. Instead of thinking through something and solving the problem she will just give up and ask me to do it when I get home.

If she uses your tools and then you can't find a few they will deny having ever even seen a screwdriver in their entire lives.

Real convo we had yesterday. I was cleaning out my garage fridge and came across a dirty paint roller and handle in a zip loc in the back of the fridge that she'd left there.
I walk in the house with it and say "where do you want me to put this so you can clean it?"

Her "that's not mine"

Me "OK I'm throwing it away"

Her "don't do that I'm going to need it again soon"



Thankfully this sort of stuff is the worst I have to deal with. She's an awesome woman and I'm glad all I have to complain about from her is petty sh*t that doesn't really matter in the long run.


This post was edited on 7/15/24 at 2:22 pm
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15518 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:16 am to
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They fart in their sleep but will deny it.


I'll wake up in the middle of the night with my wife kangaroo kicking the f*ck out of me in her sleep.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:16 am to
They're disgusting in a bathroom
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
6948 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Oh boy. The daily woman hating thread is off to an early start.

One thing I’ve learned about men from this board is y’all are a bunch of complaining, never satisfied sonsabitches.
Well now, to be fair, they hate everyone that ain't them.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9542 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:19 am to
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This post was edited on 9/12/25 at 7:03 pm
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
17360 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:19 am to
You didn’t learn any of this until you moved in with one?
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7063 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:20 am to
I learned that making a big pot of jambalaya/gumbo/red beans/spaghetti on Sunday night and portioning it up for lunch and dinners throughout the week made me a sick piece of shite in her eyes.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
64656 posts
Posted on 7/15/24 at 8:20 am to
They will wrap toilet paper around their hand like a life sized Q-Tip just to wipe some pee off their vagene.
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