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re: What dark secret are you hiding from everyone?

Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:09 am to
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12357 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:09 am to
Even tho I prefer to live in a blue collar neighborhood and mingle more with middle class people…. I am very wealthy and could easily be the country club guy with a nice lake house.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11009 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:11 am to
I didn’t really like the Big Lebowski.

My cross has now been bared.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12357 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:27 am to
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Screw it. I lost a stressful, high paying job, because I became an alcoholic, and addicted to cocaine.


I imagine most people’s dark secrets revolve around alcohol, drugs, or porn.

I used to be in a situation like you. While I luckily never got into the hard stuff, I’d kill a few beers on the way to work and some at lunch as well. It got to a point I’d tell my wife I was going to ‘the gym’ and just go sit in a random parking lot killing a six pack. I finally left that job and started over with a much better situation and quit those shenanigans overnight. Luckily it never came to me getting fired or divorced. A shitty career situation isn’t worth it. Will never fall until that trap again.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15885 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:29 am to
OK, I'll talk!

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... and then, my mom sent me to the... to the summer camp for fat kids... and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
262290 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:30 am to
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What dark secret are you hiding from everyone?


Love a good dark side thread... The duality of man
Posted by Bazzatcha
Member since May 2017
751 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:34 am to
I wipe from back to front
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14915 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 9:55 am to
I'm a serial killer
Posted by newmexicotiger
Member since Sep 2017
2384 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 10:26 am to
I left a dime bag outside of the Situation Room for Hunter. I'm sitting here with my father and I want my money.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1757 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 10:33 am to
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I’d kill a few beers on the way to work


That was me. Started off with beer, then moved on to vodka. At lunch, I would find a restaurant with a bar, and drink some more. Then some for the ride home. I'm not proud of that moment in my life but right now I'm sober.
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7024 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 10:34 am to
It’s a secret.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
262290 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 10:37 am to
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Screw it. I lost a stressful, high paying job, because I became an alcoholic, and addicted to cocaine.


I had issues with booze, fast living and women. Went through a 3-4 year stretch. At one point I had two other husbands looking for me simultaneously.

I really don't regret it. I regret certain things that happened, but I've made peace with it.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Zurich
Member since Jul 2015
1191 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 11:56 am to
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I have never seen any of the Lord of the Rings, Avatar, or Twilight movies. Whew, I feel better already.


They said dark secret not subtle brag and same
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69268 posts
Posted on 7/18/23 at 11:59 am to
I lost most of my sports Fandom. I don't care like I used to. All sports.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98443 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 7:06 pm to
I crank up Friday by Rebecca Black and sing along.
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
3804 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 7:54 pm to
I failed the medical exam to land a job with the TSA because of bad vision. I also lost over $1K last week in Biloxi.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4368 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 7:58 pm to
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Screw it. I lost a stressful, high paying job, because I became an alcoholic, and addicted to cocaine.

Told my wife that it was related to me drinking on the job, but didn't tell her the rest. As it turns out, losing this job was the best thing to happen to me. It allowed me to reset my life and career. I had to work from the bottom but I'm slowly working my way back up to the top.



You certainly aren't alone.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19594 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:10 pm to

In Dallas in 63, I was buying a rifle next to the book depository and sighted it in on the back seat of a Lincoln convertible.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14187 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

I pee in pool 4-5 times every time I swim

I'm on a cruise ship right now. You can tell that the pool is 30% piss, minimum.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3195 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:20 pm to
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Now y’all have convinced me to get it checked out


Alternative best case scenario you save hundreds of dollars.

Alternative worst case scenario goodbye.

Seems like an easy decision to me.
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2941 posts
Posted on 8/2/23 at 8:23 pm to
Half of me comes from Xenon, thus making me half Xenthonian.
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