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re: what are your favorite old timey sayings
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:54 am to L1C4
Posted on 9/7/18 at 1:54 am to L1C4
You caint make chicken salad out of chicken shite.
Sweatin like an African American preacher.
Ugly as homemade sin
If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine.
She’s built like a brick shithouse.
Sweatin like an African American preacher.
Ugly as homemade sin
If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she’s had stuck in her, she’d look like a porcupine.
She’s built like a brick shithouse.
This post was edited on 9/7/18 at 2:19 am
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Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:12 am to CrimsonTideMD
Burgess Meredith has some funny colloquialisms for sex at the end of “Grumpy Old Men”
Gonna take ole one eye to the opthomolgist.
Gonna take the sausage boat to Tunatown.
That scene had be rolling.
Gonna take ole one eye to the opthomolgist.
Gonna take the sausage boat to Tunatown.
That scene had be rolling.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:19 am to L1C4
After a second round of rehab,advice to a close friend
“ Sympathy for you is nothing more than a word in the dictionary between shite and syphilis. You found a way to get in here. Find a way to stay out of here.”
“ Sympathy for you is nothing more than a word in the dictionary between shite and syphilis. You found a way to get in here. Find a way to stay out of here.”
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:46 am to L1C4
Like a cow pissin on a flat Rock.
Fair to middlin'
Fair to middlin'
Posted on 9/7/18 at 3:51 am to L1C4
"I ate so much I could crack a louse on my belly."
"Harder than a jeep axle and twice as long."
"Her ___ is so tight she's pigeon-toed."
"Drunker than ten Indians."
"Harder than a jeep axle and twice as long."
"Her ___ is so tight she's pigeon-toed."
"Drunker than ten Indians."
Posted on 9/7/18 at 6:00 am to L1C4
Tighter than a preachers dick up a mules arse.
Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird arse.
Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird arse.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 6:04 am to L1C4
Well shite fire and save matches!
Posted on 9/7/18 at 6:15 am to L1C4
You better rub some kerosene on your legs to keep the ants off your candy arse
Posted on 9/7/18 at 6:25 am to L1C4
L1C4? Bless his heart.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 6:41 am to L1C4
Won't break bread w/o you
Out til dark 30
It ain't ginnin'
Out til dark 30
It ain't ginnin'
Posted on 9/7/18 at 6:44 am to L1C4
It’s hotter than a pair of jumper cables at a Mexican wedding
Posted on 9/7/18 at 7:47 am to L1C4
For Crying Out Loud !
Posted on 9/7/18 at 7:57 am to MorbidTheClown
"The cupboard's so bare the roaches have tears in their eyes."
"Those things are made of Indian Rubber- you can't wear 'em out!"
"Can't get blood out of a turnip."
"Like finding a needle in a haystack."
"Cheap blue jeans are like a cheap hotel- there's no ballroom."
"Those things are made of Indian Rubber- you can't wear 'em out!"
"Can't get blood out of a turnip."
"Like finding a needle in a haystack."
"Cheap blue jeans are like a cheap hotel- there's no ballroom."
Posted on 9/7/18 at 7:59 am to oleheat
always wondered why people were looking for needles in haystacks.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 8:03 am to MorbidTheClown
quote:
always wondered why people were looking for needles in haystacks.
Does seem a little futile. Must be a helluva needle.
Posted on 9/7/18 at 8:07 am to L1C4
"Light beer is like sex in a canoe...it's f-king close to water."
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