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re: What Are Your Experiences With Home Inspectors?

Posted on 8/16/18 at 5:26 pm to
Posted by jpbTiger
Tampa FL
Member since Dec 2007
4973 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 5:26 pm to
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I don't need some a-hole to come in my house, look around for 10 minutes, look to see what Jim sold his house for down the street and then tell me what my home is worth. It's worth what someone is willing to pay for it


:kige:
Posted by SNAKERIVER
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2016
385 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 5:26 pm to
I am a seller and had one here for 4 hours. Extremely thorough but very nice and professional. They are a necessary "evil" but when I buy again, this company will get my business. Not sure how much the buyer had to pay for it.
Posted by Ben Hur
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2013
888 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 5:27 pm to
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But it was a "trip hazard"


Technically if someone injured themselves from a hole on your property, they could sue.

It's a ridiculous scenario, but the inspectors try to bring up all potential hazards.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53801 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 5:43 pm to
If you are in the market for a home, and you hire an independent home inspector, be aware that you will probably not buy the home that they inspect for you. They will find a literal book of inconsequential things “wrong” with the home they inspect. It’s really pretty silly.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34516 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 5:52 pm to
A hole in the ground could also indicate a plumbing pipe leak underground.

Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15759 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:06 pm to
I always used an engineer for my inspections. They tend to have more knowledge about mechanical/electrical systems and more importantly the slab. Those are my main concerns along with the roof. If I can’t access the roof, I get a separate roof inspection.

If the slab, roof, mech/elec systems are good, anything else is relatively minor and easily fixed
This post was edited on 8/16/18 at 6:12 pm
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15759 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:10 pm to
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Blows my mind that we need an appraisal!


Buy it cash then. I’m sure the bank lending the money cares about it a bit more than you
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20019 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:15 pm to
My experience is they try and scare you out of a purchase in order to prove their worth. In terms of buying investment properties with a group, it has stalled out some purchases.

They point things out, tell you how bad they are, but then tell you they aren’t qualified to give you an estimate and defer you to other professionals. Some people read the report and get scared.

In short, I wouldn’t buy a home without one, but you must understand that every house will have issues, and that is already built into the price (hopefully). I don’t care about rotten fence posts but I’d like to know about a leaking roof. Often they treat all these things the same so, the amount of value you get out of it depends on your own judgement
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20019 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:26 pm to
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Blows my mind that we need an appraisal! I don't need some a-hole to come in my house, look around for 10 minutes, look to see what Jim sold his house for down the street and then tell me what my home is worth. It's worth what someone is willing to pay for it


You are missing the point that “what someone is willing to pay for it” is something they can’t afford to purchase out right, or else they wouldn’t be asking for a bank to finance it.

The bank does not care what one person is willing to pay for one property, they care about what a willing buyer will pay for a similar property (and no 2 properties are exactly alike). You expect a bank to loan someone several hundred thousand dollars based on a random persons judgement?

The bank could just raise the finance charge on you, throw in the appraisal for “free” and you wouldnt know the difference.
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
10700 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:27 pm to
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Are they all tards?


Yep.
Posted by MarcusQuinn
Member since Aug 2005
582 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 6:38 pm to
Home inspections have potentially huge benefits. Most of the time the report will be a few obvious Items along with 200 pages of pretty useless boilerplate verbiage. But generally what they find that needs repair can be negotiated off of the purchase price and more than cover the fee. Sometimes they will notice cracks in the masonry that indicate foundation issues, rot in the floor joists, circuits that are overloaded, roofing/hvac/water heaters that are at the end of their serviceable life, rusted attic pans that indicate mechanical/plumbing leaks, etc. It’s generally just an inspection of what they can observe but there is a lot to look at in a house. Most people will not take the time and do not have the expertise to do it themselves. It’s money well spent considering the stakes.

There are some idiots out there inspecting houses, but there are idiots in every profession. The blanket statements that all inspectors are idiots and what they do has no value is flawed.
This post was edited on 8/16/18 at 6:39 pm
Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:04 pm to
99.9% are d bags
Posted by foj1981
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2013
3745 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:18 pm to
I built a house a few years ago and put it on the market at completion. Buyers hired Sidney Chassion in Baton Rouge. His list was over 800 items of complete bullshite and personal opinions. The front door was a solid wood door. He insisted that a peep hole was required. He wanted wire mesh over all vent pipes to keep squirrels out. He said there was a major sheetrock crack in a bedroom ceiling. Turns out it was a spider web. Also he said there was a major crack in the slab. He was looking at a pencil mark left from the bricklayer laying out his brick rows.

That arse is known as the deal killer. We lost the sale because of him.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:38 pm to
its not a vocation that requires any walking around sense. Also, you get to CYA by adding the statement “at the time of inspection” to everything you list.

You could have a water leak that looks like Niagara Falls and simply cover it with no issues regarding leaks, to include water damage at the time of the inspection and unless you physically go over every point listed yourself with the inspector you’ll be fixing a lot of stuff.

Short answer, they’re typically slow witted, over weight slugs that had rather pencil whip a report than do it correctly.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:40 pm to
I had one tell me I needed to cut a tree down. They’re tards, one and all.
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 7:43 pm to
Depends on who's paying them. They find shite for whomever is cutting the check.
They spend 4X more time writing the report than actually checking things out.
Hey, I'm not footing the bill, people gotta make a living.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:07 pm to
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What Are Your Experiences With Home Inspectors?



My experience after selling two homes, they will always find the most random BS. They feel like they have to find something or their customer will feel they're ripped off. The crap he pulled out on my last one, I told the potential buyers I wasn't touching anything further, and there were many more behind them.

If you're selling, and have multiple offers, don't give in whatsoever to home inspectors.
This post was edited on 8/16/18 at 8:08 pm
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28058 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:11 pm to
Hung like horses
Posted by Shoalwater Cat
Pville
Member since Dec 2017
697 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:21 pm to
Real Estate agent here..Fix what is broken mechanically, plumbing, electrical, and any leaks..,,,tell buyers agent that's it..If they really want the house they will accept your offer 9/10 times. Good luck.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 8/16/18 at 8:28 pm to
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I always used an engineer for my inspections. They tend to have more knowledge about mechanical/electrical systems and more importantly the slab. Those are my main concerns along with the roof. If I can’t access the roof, I get a separate roof inspection. If the slab, roof, mech/elec systems are good, anything else is relatively minor and easily fixed


The guy I used a couple of times was a retired mechanical engineer, he was excellent, found issues I would not have thought of or found. I am realistic, and understood I was buying older houses and there would be problems, but as another poster said for most people if they used this guy they would never buy any house he inspected. In fact he was recommended to me as the guy to hire if I ever got in the middle of a home purchase and needed to kill the sale.
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