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What are some excuses you've used to take a sick day?
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:13 pm
Today through new years is peak "use up your sick days" time. No one ever questions diarrhea. What are yours?
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Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:13 pm to Ingeniero
Lupus always works
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:13 pm to Ingeniero
IT'S called PTO, I take off when I want to. Get a better job.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:14 pm to Ingeniero
I caught AIDS. They cannot say no to that and they cannot fire you for fear of ACLU.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:14 pm to Ingeniero
have to fight my father in law
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:14 pm to Ingeniero
I'm sick, not coming in. Click.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:14 pm to Ingeniero
4+ hour erection
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:14 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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IT'S called PTO, I take off when I want to. Get a better job.
Haha your sick days come out of your PTO.
YOU get a better Job, fricko.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:15 pm to Ingeniero
Leprosy always works.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:16 pm to Ingeniero
an erection thats lasted longer than 4 hours
eta: damnit LSU tool
eta: damnit LSU tool
This post was edited on 12/26/18 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:17 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
To bad you don’t work for a company with unlimited PTO
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:17 pm to Ingeniero
Worked with a guy that called in and said he got stabbed at Mardi Gras. Comes to work the next day, pulls up his shirt, and has a yuge gash all the way down his back. No doctors excuse needed.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:18 pm to Ingeniero
Less is best.
The more info an employee gives, the more I'm convinced they're bullshitting.
The more info an employee gives, the more I'm convinced they're bullshitting.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:18 pm to Ingeniero
Drank too much the night before. I'm not feeling well. See ya tomorrow.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:18 pm to Ingeniero
My A/C went out... Need to get it fixed...
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:21 pm to Ingeniero
Tattoo the great did a good skit on this.
Bulldog had kittens
Got shite in my eye, cant see myself coming in today
Got halfway to work realized I forgot the truck
Bulldog had kittens
Got shite in my eye, cant see myself coming in today
Got halfway to work realized I forgot the truck
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:22 pm to PiscesTiger
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I caught AIDS. They cannot say no to that and they cannot fire you for fear of ACLU.
Yep. And a few days later when I show back up healthy I say, "turned out it was gas."
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:23 pm to mikelbr
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YOU get a better Job, fricko.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:23 pm to Ingeniero
Diarrhea no one has a follow up questions to diarrhea
Posted on 12/26/18 at 1:25 pm to Ingeniero
Just be honest and tell them you have a dick in your arse
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