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re: What are some A-Hole things you like to do on occasion?
Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:51 am to Sus-Scrofa
Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:51 am to Sus-Scrofa
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My sister doesn’t cook much at all, but she has a ridiculous amount of rules for food. When I go to my hometown and visit, I usually help out with a fair chunk of the cooking. I break as many of her food rules as possible and then lie about it because I know her rules are ridiculous. Yes that’s organic chicken/eggs. Yes I used individual spices and not a product like Tony’s. Yes I used the stove to heat that up and not the microwave. Etc.
This made me laugh for some reason. Quality brother / sister type stuff.
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Posted on 8/1/25 at 9:52 am to TigerGman
Pee in my backyard.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:33 am to FeauxPaw
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The world would be a better place without me, which is exactly why I must keep on living.
God allowed me to live another day, so im going to make it everyone else's problem
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:40 am to ragincajun03
I leave the hotel room safe locked on checkout.
I have a roll of "For Rectal Use Only" stickers, I leave them all over the office, restaurant condiment bottles, etc.
I also have 1,000 plastic babies (like in king cakes). I leave them all over the office, friends' houses, etc. Got to be cognizant of timing and having enough suspects to not be suspected. It's been a topic of debate for years in the office.
I also like to rearrange pictures & knick knacks at friends houses. Unscrew a light bulb in the bathroom is fun too. If they have two faucets, I switch the H and the C tabs.
If you leave your computer unlocked and unattended, you're sending an email to a random person in the organization that you barely would know, (Steve) telling them that another person in the organization, that you would both barely know (Candace), something that starts a confusion train.
Example:
Hi Steve,
Candace and I were talking the other day at the staff meeting and she said you're selling Amway on the side. I am also a big Amway guy and have invested a bunch of time and money to lock down the opportunities here to sell. Please keep your Amway talk out of this organization. This is my territory.
Hilariousness ensues. Steve doesn't really know you or Candace. Steve has no idea why the hell Candace would think he sells Amway, he either emails you back or Candace, either way...makes for some laughs at 3 peoples' expense.
I have a roll of "For Rectal Use Only" stickers, I leave them all over the office, restaurant condiment bottles, etc.
I also have 1,000 plastic babies (like in king cakes). I leave them all over the office, friends' houses, etc. Got to be cognizant of timing and having enough suspects to not be suspected. It's been a topic of debate for years in the office.
I also like to rearrange pictures & knick knacks at friends houses. Unscrew a light bulb in the bathroom is fun too. If they have two faucets, I switch the H and the C tabs.
If you leave your computer unlocked and unattended, you're sending an email to a random person in the organization that you barely would know, (Steve) telling them that another person in the organization, that you would both barely know (Candace), something that starts a confusion train.
Example:
Hi Steve,
Candace and I were talking the other day at the staff meeting and she said you're selling Amway on the side. I am also a big Amway guy and have invested a bunch of time and money to lock down the opportunities here to sell. Please keep your Amway talk out of this organization. This is my territory.
Hilariousness ensues. Steve doesn't really know you or Candace. Steve has no idea why the hell Candace would think he sells Amway, he either emails you back or Candace, either way...makes for some laughs at 3 peoples' expense.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 10:59 am to TigerGman
quote:I'll swerve off the road in a heartbeat to run over a dead cat.
What are some A-Hole things you like to do on occasion?
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:01 am to cbree88
Drive slow in the left lane
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:07 am to CleverUserName
If I’m cruising interstate with the usual wagon train of shitheads in the left lane, if I’m bored and the right lane is open (which it often is) I’ll switch to the right and start easing up even if there’s no opening in the left lane, just to stress those frickers out speeding up so I can’t get over.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:10 am to LCA131
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On the other hand, maybe it's NOT an a-hole move.
It's not. You are doing God's work.
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:27 pm to TigerGman
I had a real shite day. It finished in a high note reading this entire thread. I salute you all!
Posted on 8/1/25 at 11:55 pm to TigerGman
Cad likes to steal random lesbians umbrellas.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:35 am to TigerGman
Fake asleep so I don’t have to talk to Monkey Fat.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:38 am to AMac
I frick a lot of dudes wives in BR ??
Posted on 8/2/25 at 1:59 am to FeauxPaw
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If I select a shopping cart with a squeaky wheel I ride that bitch until the shopping is done. Eardrums be damned.
Same, but I’ll bitch about the damned thing under my breath the entire time.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:36 am to TigerGman
I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this.
[imitating vomiting]
And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
[imitating vomiting]
And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Posted on 8/2/25 at 2:39 am to TigerGman
I ride a 99 Honda XX Super Blackbird. I like to get behind a pack of Harleys and just play tail gunner. Around 120mph they’re about to grenade. I’m in 3rd gear. Alll those scary patches. Around 130mph they grudgingly part the seas. I stay tail gunner. Now they’re frantically waving me through.
Posted on 8/2/25 at 6:33 am to TigerGman
I microwave popcorn in the break room at work.
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