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What a crappy way to die.

Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:52 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36582 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:52 pm
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March 20, 1980

Monica Myers, the mayor of Betterton, Maryland, was carrying out maintenance work around the sewage tanks at the town's largest municipal facility. According to the Lawrence Journal-World, Myers fell 4 feet (1.2 m) from the catwalks into a 15-foot (4.6 m) aeration tank, filled with human waste which a deputy in the town's police department described as having the consistency of "putty". Her body was found floating face down by the town engineer the next day.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82921 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:53 pm to
shite!!!
Posted by spaceranger
Member since Jan 2017
1618 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:53 pm to
that stinks
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36956 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:53 pm to
something smells here
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10703 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:54 pm to
Breaking news
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19514 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:55 pm to
People fall into collapsed septic tanks all the time. To me, the idea of falling below ground and drowning in shite is worse than this.

Not by a lot though.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
57947 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:55 pm to
Gross.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71274 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:56 pm to
Witnesses say the last thing they heard Myers say was "oh shite!"
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56782 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:56 pm to
That sounds bad but what if you had to work the rest of your life so you could pay taxes to pedophiles that ran social engineering experiments on you

Oh wait that’s us
Posted by Bazzatcha
Member since May 2017
866 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:57 pm to
Forever rest in poo.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
6981 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:57 pm to
what a waste
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82921 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

People fall into collapsed septic tanks all the time. To me, the idea of falling below ground and drowning in shite is worse than this.



perfect way to dispose of a body is in a sewer macerator, according to my friend
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36582 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:57 pm to
I bet Latoya the Destroya wouldn't do maintenance work at a septic system. Honestly, I'm curious why this Mayor was...
Posted by trilambdaexpression
Member since Nov 2022
166 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:59 pm to
I know mayors are always dealing with everybody's shite but I didn't think anyone took it literally.
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Houston/BR
Member since Aug 2021
694 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:59 pm to
Yeah those aeration basins are nightmares regardless of what’s in them. You don’t float when if you’re in the aeration zone.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82921 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

You don’t float when if you’re in the aeration zone.







Her body was found floating


Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
25412 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:01 pm to
It happened 42 years ago. Let it go.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
6981 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:01 pm to
I wonder how long it took her to realize she was in deep shite.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36582 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Let it go.



I tried...its just hanging there.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102276 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

bet Latoya the Destroya wouldn't do maintenance work at a septic system. Honestly, I'm curious why this Mayor was.


The town has a population of less than 500. They probably have a handful of municipal employees and everybody has to pitch in doing whatever.
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