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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by HoustonTiger6955
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:08 pm to
Read somewhere that lesbian marriages have a divorce rate around 75-80% compared to the 50/50 for straight couples… further proving that women can’t stand being around women 24/7 either.

Jokes aside, I’ve knocked boots with a couple young (22-24yr old) “lesbians”. Essentially what they want is to have a relationship with a girl and get dicked down from time to time. Solid daddy issues for sure.

I feel bad for the dikes. They wear that no dick syndrome on their sleeves.

“Having a strap on and saying you have a dick is like me having a lighter and saying I’m a dragon. -Joe Rogan”
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 5:09 pm
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:09 pm to
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Because women are emotionally attracted in a relationship

men just want a vagina and boobs


Well said ma'am.
Posted by Bonkers119
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:11 pm to
There is a lot of projection in this post.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
53586 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:25 pm to
Damn, you men complain about women no matter what - whether they are hot, smart, thrifty, lesbian … it doesn’t matter
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:31 pm to
Well if y'all could learn to shut up
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:31 pm to
There was this girl I went to high school with who was a decent looking girl. She was an average looking girl with blonde hair and blue eyes (which adds to the attractiveness I guess). I didn't see her that often after graduating, but when I did she looked the same.. Until I guess when she openly had a girlfriend. She dressed different, didn't wear makeup.. It was almost as if she tried to make herself look unattractive.

Her girlfriend, on the other hand, was/is much more masculine. Walks more like a man, a man like hand cut, wears men pants. If you saw her from the side of your eye, you would think she was a teenage boy.

So what's my point? I think there are a lot of lesbians who would be relatively attractive women so I think if they were trying to attract men they wouldn't look the way they do.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:33 pm to
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Well if y'all could learn to shut up
you are one to be … talking
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:34 pm to
I'm a man the only reason I keep talking is you aren't listening
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

men just want a vagina and boobs

The emotional attachment is certainly stronger in most women, but if all I wanted was a vagina and boobs I’d hire hookers. And I have zero interest in that.
Posted by Fat and Happy
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:36 pm to
Probably the ones that have dude hair cuts, over weight, and dress like guys regularly.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
53586 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:36 pm to
I’m making Amazon purchases
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189200 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:36 pm to
Well that's a STD petri dish and boobs
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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189200 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:37 pm to
I hope you're getting Legos or one of those squishy bugs that kids like for the number six
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
53586 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:39 pm to
I’m actually not making Amazon purchases - I was just pretending not to listen to you

I don’t know about the squishy bug thing ..
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 5:41 pm
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
6542 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:39 pm to
If you see a woman alone driving a UHaul, there's a 75% chance she's a lesbian that just met a new girlfriend 1 week ago.

Why does one in each couple feel the need to deepen their voice and wear cargo shorts? Has to be exhausting having a fake voice 24/7.
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 5:42 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:41 pm to
Are you a hack New York Comic?
Posted by CharlesLSU
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:43 pm to
I don’t get the ladies who like the other ladies that look/act like a dude…..
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

Essentially what they want is to have a relationship with a girl and get dicked down from time to time. Solid daddy issues for sure.


I dated a few like that who were in their late 30's.
Posted by Saunson69
Stephen the Pirate
Member since May 2023
6542 posts
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:47 pm to
Amy Schumer for a night for 300 grand, but your name gets out to NY Post and Yahoo?

Btw, if she weren't rich and famous, she would definitely fit OPs post candidate. Conversion from lack of options.
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 5:49 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:48 pm to
I didn't understand any of that but I hope you're having a good afternoon headed into the weekend
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