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re: What % of lesbians are in relationships with other women primarily because they are…
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:08 pm to auwaterfowler
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:08 pm to auwaterfowler
Read somewhere that lesbian marriages have a divorce rate around 75-80% compared to the 50/50 for straight couples… further proving that women can’t stand being around women 24/7 either.
Jokes aside, I’ve knocked boots with a couple young (22-24yr old) “lesbians”. Essentially what they want is to have a relationship with a girl and get dicked down from time to time. Solid daddy issues for sure.
I feel bad for the dikes. They wear that no dick syndrome on their sleeves.
“Having a strap on and saying you have a dick is like me having a lighter and saying I’m a dragon. -Joe Rogan”
Jokes aside, I’ve knocked boots with a couple young (22-24yr old) “lesbians”. Essentially what they want is to have a relationship with a girl and get dicked down from time to time. Solid daddy issues for sure.
I feel bad for the dikes. They wear that no dick syndrome on their sleeves.
“Having a strap on and saying you have a dick is like me having a lighter and saying I’m a dragon. -Joe Rogan”
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 5:09 pm
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:09 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Because women are emotionally attracted in a relationship
men just want a vagina and boobs
Well said ma'am.
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:11 pm to auwaterfowler
There is a lot of projection in this post.
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:25 pm to auwaterfowler
Damn, you men complain about women no matter what - whether they are hot, smart, thrifty, lesbian … it doesn’t matter
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:31 pm to GreenRockTiger
Well if y'all could learn to shut up
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:31 pm to auwaterfowler
There was this girl I went to high school with who was a decent looking girl. She was an average looking girl with blonde hair and blue eyes (which adds to the attractiveness I guess). I didn't see her that often after graduating, but when I did she looked the same.. Until I guess when she openly had a girlfriend. She dressed different, didn't wear makeup.. It was almost as if she tried to make herself look unattractive.
Her girlfriend, on the other hand, was/is much more masculine. Walks more like a man, a man like hand cut, wears men pants. If you saw her from the side of your eye, you would think she was a teenage boy.
So what's my point? I think there are a lot of lesbians who would be relatively attractive women so I think if they were trying to attract men they wouldn't look the way they do.
Her girlfriend, on the other hand, was/is much more masculine. Walks more like a man, a man like hand cut, wears men pants. If you saw her from the side of your eye, you would think she was a teenage boy.
So what's my point? I think there are a lot of lesbians who would be relatively attractive women so I think if they were trying to attract men they wouldn't look the way they do.
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:33 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:you are one to be … talking
Well if y'all could learn to shut up
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:34 pm to GreenRockTiger
I'm a man the only reason I keep talking is you aren't listening
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:36 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
men just want a vagina and boobs
The emotional attachment is certainly stronger in most women, but if all I wanted was a vagina and boobs I’d hire hookers. And I have zero interest in that.
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:36 pm to auwaterfowler
Probably the ones that have dude hair cuts, over weight, and dress like guys regularly.
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:36 pm to OWLFAN86
I’m making Amazon purchases
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:36 pm to Penrod
Well that's a STD petri dish and boobs
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:37 pm to GreenRockTiger
I hope you're getting Legos or one of those squishy bugs that kids like for the number six
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:39 pm to OWLFAN86
I’m actually not making Amazon purchases - I was just pretending not to listen to you
I don’t know about the squishy bug thing ..
I don’t know about the squishy bug thing ..
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:39 pm to auwaterfowler
If you see a woman alone driving a UHaul, there's a 75% chance she's a lesbian that just met a new girlfriend 1 week ago.
Why does one in each couple feel the need to deepen their voice and wear cargo shorts? Has to be exhausting having a fake voice 24/7.
Why does one in each couple feel the need to deepen their voice and wear cargo shorts? Has to be exhausting having a fake voice 24/7.
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:41 pm to Saunson69
Are you a hack New York Comic?
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:43 pm to auwaterfowler
I don’t get the ladies who like the other ladies that look/act like a dude…..
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:43 pm to HoustonTiger6955
quote:
Essentially what they want is to have a relationship with a girl and get dicked down from time to time. Solid daddy issues for sure.
I dated a few like that who were in their late 30's.
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:47 pm to OWLFAN86
Amy Schumer for a night for 300 grand, but your name gets out to NY Post and Yahoo?
Btw, if she weren't rich and famous, she would definitely fit OPs post candidate. Conversion from lack of options.
Btw, if she weren't rich and famous, she would definitely fit OPs post candidate. Conversion from lack of options.
This post was edited on 5/22/25 at 5:49 pm
Posted on 5/22/25 at 5:48 pm to Saunson69
I didn't understand any of that but I hope you're having a good afternoon headed into the weekend
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