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re: Went to a party last night and got blue balls
Posted on 1/10/25 at 8:58 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
Posted on 1/10/25 at 8:58 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
So, you chose a Notre Dame/PennState game over a girl offering you the secks????
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Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:00 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
Reminds me of a story from a while back. Took a trip to NOLA with a few friends back in 2015 or so. Before we head out, I locked in a bunch of bets in my hotel room, two of which were Utah St +10.5 and ML over Boise
It was the Friday night before the Florida game so there were lots of Florida fans on Bourbon. As we're walking, there's a group of Florida smokeshows trying to get into a strip club. Bouncer won't let them in without guys. One of the girls grabs me and says "hey do yall wanna come hang out with us?" so of course we join forces and go inside.
As we're sitting and cutting up, I notice that they have the Utah St game on. I had about $300 total riding on them, so naturally I turned my attention towards that TV in the bar. One of the girls in the group, probably the 2nd-cutest one, is obviously annoyed by this because we were chopping it up right before. I eventually roll my chair over closer to the TV where I start BSing with a bouncer who also had money on the game. The aforementioned girl asks my buddy "what is your friend's deal, did I say something?" and my buddy was like "no he just enjoys his bets."
Utah St ended up beating the dogshit out of Boise and once the game was in hand, I went back to join the group only to find the same girl making out with my friend
CSB
It was the Friday night before the Florida game so there were lots of Florida fans on Bourbon. As we're walking, there's a group of Florida smokeshows trying to get into a strip club. Bouncer won't let them in without guys. One of the girls grabs me and says "hey do yall wanna come hang out with us?" so of course we join forces and go inside.
As we're sitting and cutting up, I notice that they have the Utah St game on. I had about $300 total riding on them, so naturally I turned my attention towards that TV in the bar. One of the girls in the group, probably the 2nd-cutest one, is obviously annoyed by this because we were chopping it up right before. I eventually roll my chair over closer to the TV where I start BSing with a bouncer who also had money on the game. The aforementioned girl asks my buddy "what is your friend's deal, did I say something?" and my buddy was like "no he just enjoys his bets."
Utah St ended up beating the dogshit out of Boise and once the game was in hand, I went back to join the group only to find the same girl making out with my friend
CSB
This post was edited on 1/10/25 at 9:01 am
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:01 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
some things are more important than football.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:01 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
You did not blow your chance AND this woman feels pretty comfortable with you. Obviously she would have had sex with you and she likely still will but you’ll need to be the aggressor and create the next opportunity.
If you don’t, she likely won’t think twice about it again. If you do, and you put it down well, you’ll have a nice casual hookup for a while.
If you don’t, she likely won’t think twice about it again. If you do, and you put it down well, you’ll have a nice casual hookup for a while.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:02 am to Saint Alfonzo
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Did you get in a fight at least? It ain't no big thing.
Many youngsters here won’t get your reference. But solid post nonetheless. And damn did she look hot.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:05 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
A woman asked you what you wanted to do and you said watch a football game?!
Damn son
Damn son
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:08 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
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She then asked me what I wanted to do and I said let’s watch the end of the CFB game. Before I could even make a move, she was already went to sleep
You should have just whipped your cock out when you got there. She would’ve gotten the hint.
She now thinks you’re gay and will be forever in the “friend zone”
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:08 am to FredBear
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A woman asked you what you wanted to do and you said watch a football game?!
Damn son
Guys like him are why birthrates in our country are collapsing.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:10 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
None of this happened.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:13 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
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A woman then asked if I wanted to sleepover and I said sure. She then asked me what I wanted to do and I said let’s watch the end of the CFB game.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:14 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
You sure you don’t need to be on the Aggie Board? “What do you want to do?” “I want to not do stuff with you and instead watch men play with balls.”
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:15 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
You said you wanted to watch football? Christ, she just assumed you were too dumb to sleep with.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:18 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
If you're going to at least make up a story, at least make yourself look good by saying you actually got some pussy.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:18 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
quote:So you're married.
A woman then asked if I wanted to sleepover and I said sure. She then asked me what I wanted to do and I said let’s watch the end of the CFB game. Before I could even make a move, she was already went to sleep
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:19 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
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Did I blow my chance guys?
I don't know, but your chance to be blown was lost.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:20 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
Whisky dick strikes again
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:20 am to Darth_Vader
quote:In this case it sounds like a good thing.
Guys like him are why birthrates in our country are collapsing.
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:21 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:22 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
Well instead of watching football you should have said let’s play hide the sausage…
Posted on 1/10/25 at 9:23 am to Rah Rah Tiger Grad 9
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She then asked me what I wanted to do and I said let’s watch the end of the CFB game. Before I could even make a move, she was already went to sleep.
This is the part where we teach you about doggie style on the coffee table.
:whynotboth:
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