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Well you never will believe where those Keebler cookies come from

Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:00 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93288 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:00 am
"They are baked by little elves in a hollow tree"

That's a damn bold faced lie.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:01 am to
Cool
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
50379 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:18 am to
Keep your godless communist hands off my EL Fudge
Posted by lsufan9193969700
Madisonville
Member since Sep 2003
55911 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:30 am to
Posted by FutureMikeVIII
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
1777 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:41 am to
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Keep your godless communist hands off my EL Fudge


RFK is watching. “First they came for the elven cookies, and I did not speak out.”
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6578 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 8:07 am to
quote:

That's a damn bold faced lie.


Apparently, they all gather in corn fields. And so much for the Green Giant being a giant. I can only imagine what we’ll learn about Toucan Sam.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134627 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 8:14 am to
Kellog's

"Okay look, when we bought the company the tree was simply too small to meet production needs. And yes, we're now using midgets because most of the elves were killed in a tragic frosting incident when trying to move the old equipment.

But the new building is made, in part, from wood. And that comes from trees, so it's pretty much the same thing."
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6578 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 8:47 am to

quote:

most of the elves were killed in a tragic frosting incident when trying to move the old equipment.


The private equity group involved before Kellogg had already force sold the tree and were renting it back to the elves at stupid terms. That was no accident.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
64238 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 8:48 am to
Been in your brownies again?
Posted by CrazyTigerFan
Member since Nov 2003
3624 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 9:03 am to
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Toucan Sam
We've known about him since the 90s.. he's a Cereal Killer
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93288 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 1:21 pm to
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23938 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 2:15 pm to
Hey Shrek... that's the old Keebler place...
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
5538 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 2:24 pm to
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But the new building is made, in part, from wood. And that comes from trees, so it's pretty much the same thing."




did kelloge really put this statement out there? If so thats the dumbest rational I've ever heard
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134627 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

did kelloge really put this statement out there?



Yes. Its on twitter
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19466 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

Keep your godless communist hands off my EL Fudge


These are my favorite

Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
5074 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 4:05 pm to
Gotta keep the feds off Santa’s trail.
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10173 posts
Posted on 12/8/24 at 4:14 pm to
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Apparently, they all gather in corn fields. And so much for the Green Giant being a giant. I can only imagine what we’ll learn about Toucan Sam.


Please don't tell me Super Sugar Bear is gay!
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