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Well you never will believe where those Keebler cookies come from
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:00 am
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:00 am
"They are baked by little elves in a hollow tree"
That's a damn bold faced lie.
That's a damn bold faced lie.
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:18 am to CAD703X
Keep your godless communist hands off my EL Fudge
Posted on 12/8/24 at 7:41 am to DMagic
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Keep your godless communist hands off my EL Fudge
RFK is watching. “First they came for the elven cookies, and I did not speak out.”
Posted on 12/8/24 at 8:07 am to CAD703X
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That's a damn bold faced lie.
Apparently, they all gather in corn fields. And so much for the Green Giant being a giant. I can only imagine what we’ll learn about Toucan Sam.
Posted on 12/8/24 at 8:14 am to CAD703X
Kellog's
"Okay look, when we bought the company the tree was simply too small to meet production needs. And yes, we're now using midgets because most of the elves were killed in a tragic frosting incident when trying to move the old equipment.
But the new building is made, in part, from wood. And that comes from trees, so it's pretty much the same thing."
"Okay look, when we bought the company the tree was simply too small to meet production needs. And yes, we're now using midgets because most of the elves were killed in a tragic frosting incident when trying to move the old equipment.
But the new building is made, in part, from wood. And that comes from trees, so it's pretty much the same thing."
Posted on 12/8/24 at 8:47 am to fr33manator
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most of the elves were killed in a tragic frosting incident when trying to move the old equipment.
The private equity group involved before Kellogg had already force sold the tree and were renting it back to the elves at stupid terms. That was no accident.
Posted on 12/8/24 at 8:48 am to CAD703X
Been in your brownies again?
Posted on 12/8/24 at 9:03 am to GetBackToWork
quote:We've known about him since the 90s.. he's a Cereal Killer
Toucan Sam
Posted on 12/8/24 at 2:15 pm to CAD703X
Hey Shrek... that's the old Keebler place... 
Posted on 12/8/24 at 2:24 pm to fr33manator
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But the new building is made, in part, from wood. And that comes from trees, so it's pretty much the same thing."
did kelloge really put this statement out there? If so thats the dumbest rational I've ever heard
Posted on 12/8/24 at 3:02 pm to Turnblad85
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did kelloge really put this statement out there?
Yes. Its on twitter
Posted on 12/8/24 at 3:59 pm to DMagic
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Keep your godless communist hands off my EL Fudge
These are my favorite

Posted on 12/8/24 at 4:05 pm to CAD703X
Gotta keep the feds off Santa’s trail.
Posted on 12/8/24 at 4:14 pm to GetBackToWork
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Apparently, they all gather in corn fields. And so much for the Green Giant being a giant. I can only imagine what we’ll learn about Toucan Sam.
Please don't tell me Super Sugar Bear is gay!
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