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re: Weird situation at a coffee shop this morning. Should I be concerned?

Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11332 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:31 pm to
was the caller vaccinated???
Posted by dcml
Member since Jul 2021
98 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:31 pm to
Piihb
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49254 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:31 pm to
Overreact much, drama queen?
Posted by victoire sécurisé
Member since Nov 2012
4900 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:32 pm to
Caller was likely texting with somebody on grinder. Would-be beau was probably in the parking lot concealing his true identity by giving Ssubba’s description.

Caller thought he’d be cheeky by surprising his would-be beau with a phone call (via barista and burner phone) but was then frustrated when Ssubba didn’t seem to be in on it.

Heartbroken and partially blue-balled, Caller went back to Grinder to find someone with the same homoerotic appeal as Ssubba but more homo libido.

Ssubba is left wondering what could have been, and here we are on TD.

THE ARISTOCRATS!
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10046 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by GeauxTigersGo
Member since Dec 2009
1817 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:37 pm to
why would you take the call or hold it for more than 3 seconds?
Posted by BBATiger
Member since Jun 2005
16518 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:40 pm to
The fact that you used “barista” 5 times really has me hoping you get your arse kicked.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260562 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:41 pm to
No big deal. Either someone playing a practical joke or mistaken identity. Waitress should have never handed you the phone.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:42 pm to
It was her husband. He's a cuck. He was masturbating.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51278 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

Yeah, I was hogging the group table solo for most of the morning.


This is the real crime, here.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2370 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:43 pm to
It's obvious...They were wanting to tell you you're car warranty was expiring and you needed to get it extended.
Posted by Bout_Dat_Lyfe
Member since Jan 2013
1969 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:50 pm to
Bro, I'm not reading that shite.
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1135 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:23 pm to
Pretty much just skimmed through that romance novel of yours. My takeaway? The kind of arsehoe who takes up an entire table in a busy coffee shop is the same type of person who stays in the interstate fast lane for 100 miles, saying "I'm entitled to this lane as much as anyone else".

Might not be you, but probably so.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19258 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:39 pm to
Can you fight? Because she definitely has an fatal attraction on her hands. If he’s ballsy enough to call like that , then he’s already planning to beat your arse. So can you fight?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90617 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:47 pm to
This thread has potential
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62439 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 2:55 pm to
Jigsaw stacked
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113951 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 3:01 pm to
Sounds like your boyfriend was jealous.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20385 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 3:32 pm to
Dude...the NSA just activated you. There's no way out now.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28364 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 3:55 pm to
It Was someone calling for someone else who was supposed to be there at that table and when you answered they realized you weren’t him.

That’s the best I got.
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