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re: Weird situation at a coffee shop this morning. Should I be concerned?

Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
11342 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:07 pm to
You using the laptop you stole from other company loser?
Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
3994 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:08 pm to
Wall of text. Didn't read.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38785 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:09 pm to
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Just out of curiosity, OP what is your blood type?

and how healthy are your kidneys?
Posted by Hamma1122
Member since Sep 2016
19822 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:10 pm to
I’d be careful
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47381 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:10 pm to
Barista shouldn't have answered the person calling. He should have said if there is someone you'd like to speak with here, you'll need to give me a name.
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
21269 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:11 pm to
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Didn't read.



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TheFlyingTiger



Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13919 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:12 pm to
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Ssubba


RIP in peace
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6616 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:12 pm to
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They were probably calling to tell you that your style of writing sucks


What about it annoys you?

quote:

You using the laptop you stole from other company loser?


It's actually sitting on my coffee table still untouched. Funny enough I asked my date this morning what she would do and she was shocked that I wouldn't return it.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6616 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:14 pm to
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Barista shouldn't have answered the person calling. He should have said if there is someone you'd like to speak with here, you'll need to give me a name.


She did apologize for even taking the call. It was the first time she had been in the situation.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5846 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:14 pm to
Do you have one or two kidneys? Any major organ issues?

Man... That was a regular upset you took their spot today and trying to freak you out enough to run you off. Show up Monday in the same spot and see what happens.
Posted by SouthernStyled
Member since Apr 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:17 pm to
Did you report the phone call to the pool board?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13548 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28588 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:19 pm to
Dude who called was wanting to bring his work team somewhere to meet. He frequents that coffee shop and knows you like to hog the group table. Before bringing his team to the shop, he calls ahead to see if the table is open. Barista says “no it’s not.” He says “is there a guy there?” because he knows it’s probably you.

He asks to talk to you so he can ask how long you’re planning to be there and/or if you’re willing to give up the table. As he’s waiting for the Barista to hand you the phone, he’s engaged in a group text with his colleagues, and they propose and agree to another location, making his question to you moot. When he realizes you are waiting for him to speak, he automatically goes to his usual “how are you today” that he starts 99% of his work calls with. He then snaps back into it and realizes he doesn’t need to talk to you and hangs up.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6616 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:22 pm to
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He asks to talk to you so he can ask how long you’re planning to be there and/or if you’re willing to give up the table.


I enjoy the fanciful explanation, but no one does this shite.
This post was edited on 7/23/21 at 1:23 pm
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:22 pm to
You have a lot of weird things happen in your life. Ever thought about having a film crew follow you around to make a movie?
Posted by LSUrme
CTC
Member since Oct 2005
5335 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:23 pm to
Dude...were you at Royal Blend? I definitely would've got up from the group table with the quickness.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48587 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:24 pm to
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That was a regular upset you took their spot today and trying to freak you out enough to run you off.
This was my first thought also. You were solo most of the time and had two people for a short time and you hogged the only multi top table in the whole place for half the day.

Next time sit at a two top and you should have zero issues ever again.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10510 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:25 pm to
You’ve thought way into this. You seem like a girl.
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
746 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:26 pm to
Also, have every had unprotected sex in Africa after the year 1991?
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28588 posts
Posted on 7/23/21 at 1:28 pm to
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I enjoy the fanciful explanation, but no one does this shite.


More plausible than the stalker or Diet Coke guy explanation.
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