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Wearing Braces Changes Your DNA And In A Few Generations Less People Will Need Them

Posted on 9/5/18 at 6:13 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 6:13 pm
Today, I heard three people having this conversation (well, I think one was having the conversation. The other people were just thinking "god damn you are a stupid mother fricker")

This one person was trying to tell the other two people that when you wear braces (teeth) it changes your DNA and somehow, eventually; more and more people will have perfect teeth, when they grow their adult teeth.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78002 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 6:15 pm to
Hopefully she was at least hot.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45526 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 6:16 pm to
That actually makes sense. Just like you don’t see kids wearing those Forrest Gump leg braces anymore.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
30617 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 6:16 pm to
Oh my
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 6:17 pm to
Not only are you handicapped, but you eavesdrop.

At a dentist.

Why can't you be like the other retards and put the round and square things on the line to entertain yourself?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 6:20 pm to
I was in line at the grocery store, right behind your mom, you was buying lysol and moth balls. I assumed the lysol is her preferred method of douching.
Posted by LSUTigerDDS
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
851 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 7:46 pm to
I had a friend that tried to convince me Accutane pills changed your DNA so your kids wouldn’t have acne. Lucky for her she was hot. So I just smiled and nodded.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 7:55 pm to
If I were there, I would have said, “That’s a bunch of Lamarckey.”
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14971 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Hopefully she was at least hot.

But then she'd be more likely to procreate and pass along her shitty DNA.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

I was in line at the grocery store
where did you park?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79791 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

But then she'd be more likely to procreate and pass along her shitty DNA.



I think if she procreates while on accutane she will have one of those waterhead babies.

But I don't think they will have acne, so maybe she is somewhat right.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:02 pm to
There are instances of heritable phenotypic changes through epigenetic mechanisms, but this has nothing to do with changes in DNA.
Posted by RadishMeatVOLS
Member since Sep 2018
111 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:05 pm to
If you ate hard foods and didn't mouth breathe you wouldn't need braces

Ever notice how no wild animals have crooked teeth?
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14971 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

I think if she procreates while on accutane she will have one of those waterhead babies.

But I don't think they will have acne, so maybe she is somewhat right.

I was actually referring to the woman in the OP but I guess it applies either way.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

you ate hard foods and didn't mouth breathe you wouldn't need braces


Please tell me you’re hot.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21521 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

Lucky for her she was hot. So I just smiled and nodded.


Penn Jillette said it's amazing how much more persuasive someone seems when she has a big pair of tits in your face.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

If you ate hard foods and didn't mouth breathe you wouldn't need braces


My permanent canine tooth that decided to come out in the middle of my palate at age 20 begs to differ
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11637 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

My permanent canine tooth that decided to come out in the middle of my palate at age 20 begs to differ


Ouch
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35527 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:43 pm to
Epigenetic orthodontics. Interdasting.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 8:43 pm to
Yep. Had to pull it into the correct place with a chain over a few years.

Should be getting them off in the incoming months. May post progression pics after.
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