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We Must Debunk Modern Falsehoods Re: Pigs and Religious Forbiddence.

Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:15 am
Posted by Womski
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:15 am
Just had a business dinner with 3 Arab Muslim gentlemen, and had to listen to their inaccurate and scathing diatribe on why pigs are unholy and forbidden by Allah on account of being filthy animals not at all for for human consumption.

We had pigs on our farm growing up, and while I always knew my calling was beyond farming, I can personally attest to some simple truths about pigs.

A pig is without a doubt the cleanest animal on the farm. Pigs don't sweat and don't pant, so they have to sit in the mud in order to keep cool. However, A pig will consistently reserve one section for urination and defecation and will not stray from that as other farm animals will do without reservation.

A pig is the smartest animal on the farm. I have seen pigs tamed better than the best dog, as well as seen pigs go to great lengths to organize and maintain their pen in an organized and clean fashion.

Contrast that with cows or chickens who consistently urinate in the same pool of water they drink from. Why pork is the cheapest meat while people pay top dollar for beef has always been beyond me.

But I know there are several liberals/Muslim sympathizers on here because it's the hip thing to do right now. But just remember, the falsehoods they spew about pigs on account of their ancient religion are inaccurate and a disservice to those who know better.

Posted by dragginass
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:17 am to
Mmm. Bacon.
Posted by athenslife101
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:19 am to
It's threads like this why I haven't gone to bed yet.
Posted by Eighteen
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:20 am to
Make Pork Great Again
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:21 am to
Lolololololol. Shame on you. You should know better
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:21 am to
troll attempt?!
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:27 am to
I bet you just nodded your head and didn't say shite to them at dinner and then came running here to post this thread behind their backs like a pussy.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:44 am to
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you just nodded your head and didn't say shite to them at dinner and then came running here to post this thread behind their backs like a pussy.


Pigs aren't worth getting your whole family beheaded.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:46 am to
Pork gets you sicker.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 12:56 am to
quote:

Pigs aren't worth getting your whole family beheaded.

Pussy.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:00 am to
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Pussy


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:21 am to
Aren't they the same guys who wipe their asses with their hands?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 1:24 am to
Jewish people can't have pork either.
Posted by ATL-TIGER-732
ATL
Member since Jun 2013
2291 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 2:47 am to
quote:

Just had a business dinner with 3 Arab Muslim gentlemen, and had to listen to their inaccurate and scathing diatribe on why pigs are unholy and forbidden by Allah on account of being filthy animals not at all for for human consumption.

You should have fed them possum! Think about what possums eat.......
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39961 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 2:52 am to
Why didn't you order a raw pork chop and force feed it to one of them?
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37672 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 3:12 am to
quote:


But I know there are several liberals/Muslim sympathizers on here because it's the hip thing to do right now.



Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 6/24/16 at 5:49 am to
Interesting
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4779 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 6:33 am to
Pigs are very clean if you give them a clean and cool environment to live in. I have seen a possum crawl out of a bloated cow carcass, not eating any possum.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 6:52 am to
quote:

We Must Debunk Modern Falsehoods Re: Pigs and Religious Forbiddence.


quote:

A pig is without a doubt the cleanest animal on the farm.


And they taste good.
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14609 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 6:58 am to
I know someone who goes to a non denominational church and they are all about not eating pigs and shellfish or celebrating Christmas. I swear they are turning into Jews.
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