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Water brand aims to tap anti-woke market: ‘Made from liberal tears.’ (Bonus: OT rating?)

Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:10 am
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49092 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:10 am

Elizabeth White hopes that her Freedom2o water will be the thirst quencher of choice for Republicans. She launched it in Times Square after billboards calling Joe Biden "sleepy" were nixed.
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It’s water for the non-woke.

A Republican entrepreneur is launching Freedom2o, bottled water targeted at thirsty Republican voters and promising the taste of liberal tears.

Six packs go for $11.00 and hit the Internet on October 27 — timed for the anniversary of one of Ronald Reagan’s most significant speeches — and got a Times Square billboard debut too.

As for liberals: let them drink Perrier is White’s view.


White, 36, who has found success working in auto racing, video games and tech, came up with the idea for Freedom2o while on the sofa of her South Florida home.

“I was watching the Republican debate and a light went on in my head,” White told The Post.

quote:

“They cut to a commercial and I saw so many people drinking water. But the water being consumed had no connection to the people drinking it.

"Kevin McCarthy was drinking Dasani — which is left, right and center. If he drank Freedom, I think he would still be Speaker of the House.”






I initially was going to ask WYHI, but I think most of us who don't have limp wrists would, so instead I'll just ask what would your OT rating for this lovely lady be?





Water brand aims to tap anti-woke market: ‘Made from liberal tears.’
Posted by PureBlood
The Motherland
Member since Oct 2021
5021 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:12 am to
OT 8 if pureblood.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91838 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:12 am to
Grifters.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
28603 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:13 am to
Someone is fixing to lose a lot of money.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179076 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:13 am to
Still won’t fix the voting machines
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16693 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:13 am to
Any marketing campaign that has the potential to alienate half of the market is never a good business model for success.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139494 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:13 am to
What year is this?
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10821 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:15 am to
Conservative women are so much hotter. And they don’t have penises.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14294 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:15 am to
quote:

OT 8 if pureblood.


That’s a bangable 5


You nerds are too desperate
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14068 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:16 am to
Slightly ironic that the "we used to drink from a garden hose when we were kids" crowd is seeing a bottled water product being marketed to them....
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
14294 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:16 am to
quote:

Slightly ironic that the "we used to drink from a garden hose when we were kids" crowd is seeing a bottled water product being marketed to them....


That’s a terrible correlation, but whatever makes you happy lib
Posted by Donkus
Shreveport
Member since Feb 2013
1572 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:18 am to
I don't think you can convince me that any of this isn't AI generated. The hands give it away.
Posted by Nump
Down da Bayou
Member since Sep 2021
191 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:19 am to
Kinda reminds me of an anti-woke Anne Hathaway, but with bigger, um, water jugs.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73703 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:24 am to
quote:

Any marketing campaign that has the potential to alienate half of the market is never a good business model for success.


And yet more and more companies do it all the time.
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:24 am to
Poland called

They want their vodka bottle back

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150407 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:25 am to
quote:

bottled water targeted at thirsty Republican voters and promising the taste of liberal tears.
cringe
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
16732 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:33 am to
75% chance this is a liberal woman attempting to separate conservative fools from their money.

100% she will be successful.



Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19272 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:35 am to
Most of them are dead anyway
I could name a few which have not struggled
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59236 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:41 am to
Republicans are cringe

Those of us hoping for the collapse are the true conservatives
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Conservative women ain't afraid to Photoshop

FIFY based on another photo of founder Elizabeth White

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