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Water brand aims to tap anti-woke market: ‘Made from liberal tears.’ (Bonus: OT rating?)
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:10 am
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:10 am
Elizabeth White hopes that her Freedom2o water will be the thirst quencher of choice for Republicans. She launched it in Times Square after billboards calling Joe Biden "sleepy" were nixed.
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It’s water for the non-woke.
A Republican entrepreneur is launching Freedom2o, bottled water targeted at thirsty Republican voters and promising the taste of liberal tears.
Six packs go for $11.00 and hit the Internet on October 27 — timed for the anniversary of one of Ronald Reagan’s most significant speeches — and got a Times Square billboard debut too.
As for liberals: let them drink Perrier is White’s view.
White, 36, who has found success working in auto racing, video games and tech, came up with the idea for Freedom2o while on the sofa of her South Florida home.
“I was watching the Republican debate and a light went on in my head,” White told The Post.
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“They cut to a commercial and I saw so many people drinking water. But the water being consumed had no connection to the people drinking it.
"Kevin McCarthy was drinking Dasani — which is left, right and center. If he drank Freedom, I think he would still be Speaker of the House.”
I initially was going to ask WYHI, but I think most of us who don't have limp wrists would, so instead I'll just ask what would your OT rating for this lovely lady be?
Water brand aims to tap anti-woke market: ‘Made from liberal tears.’
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:12 am to saint tiger225
OT 8 if pureblood.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:13 am to saint tiger225
Someone is fixing to lose a lot of money.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:13 am to saint tiger225
Still won’t fix the voting machines
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:13 am to saint tiger225
Any marketing campaign that has the potential to alienate half of the market is never a good business model for success.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:15 am to saint tiger225
Conservative women are so much hotter. And they don’t have penises.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:15 am to PureBlood
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OT 8 if pureblood.
That’s a bangable 5
You nerds are too desperate
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:16 am to kywildcatfanone
Slightly ironic that the "we used to drink from a garden hose when we were kids" crowd is seeing a bottled water product being marketed to them....
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:16 am to AwgustaDawg
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Slightly ironic that the "we used to drink from a garden hose when we were kids" crowd is seeing a bottled water product being marketed to them....
That’s a terrible correlation, but whatever makes you happy lib
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:18 am to saint tiger225
I don't think you can convince me that any of this isn't AI generated. The hands give it away.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:19 am to saint tiger225
Kinda reminds me of an anti-woke Anne Hathaway, but with bigger, um, water jugs.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:24 am to BabyTac
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Any marketing campaign that has the potential to alienate half of the market is never a good business model for success.
And yet more and more companies do it all the time.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:24 am to saint tiger225
Poland called
They want their vodka bottle back

They want their vodka bottle back

Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:25 am to saint tiger225
quote:cringe
bottled water targeted at thirsty Republican voters and promising the taste of liberal tears.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:33 am to saint tiger225
75% chance this is a liberal woman attempting to separate conservative fools from their money.
100% she will be successful.
100% she will be successful.
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:35 am to BabyTac
Most of them are dead anyway
I could name a few which have not struggled
I could name a few which have not struggled
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:41 am to saint tiger225
Republicans are cringe
Those of us hoping for the collapse are the true conservatives
Those of us hoping for the collapse are the true conservatives
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:41 am to OldHickory
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Conservative women ain't afraid to Photoshop
FIFY based on another photo of founder Elizabeth White

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