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re: Was There Ever A More Bloodthirsty Empire than the Maya?

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Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 5:26 am to
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Aztecs were the worst!


Hate was just a legend
and war was never known
The people worked together
and they lifted many stones
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 5:37 am to
At Chichén Itzá you can read the blood thirsty culture in the stone carvings. And if you stop and quietly ponder the stories carved on the walls, you’ll get a eerie feeling of despair and cruelty. In some spots, it’s really unnerving.

Historians wonder why the cities were abandoned but that’s an easy one. People gathered their families and left to get away from the insanity that comes with increasing levels of coercion.

Then there was no one left to support the chosen ones when they looked around for their next meal and sacrifice.

Same reason people leave crappy cities. A better life for their families and the politicians barely acknowledge it except to call for another catered meeting and give a speech about change.

See ya.
This post was edited on 8/29/18 at 5:43 am
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:16 am to


The Mongols by a 100000%
Posted by BamaCoaster
God's Gulf
Member since Apr 2016
6614 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:24 am to
That's not 100% true.
There were large droughts, and not enough water.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:25 am to
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Historians wonder why the cities were abandoned but that’s an easy one. People gathered their families and left to get away from the insanity that comes with increasing levels of coercion.


Either this, or nobody could reproduce with a pierced dick.

I agree re: the eeriness of Chichen Itza. It was a life changing place to visit. I was 18, and the experience made me realize how fortunate I am to be alive in America in the present.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 6:47 am to
And we want their descendants free access to our country.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:16 am to
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Was There Ever A More Bloodthirsty Empire than the Maya?



Donald Trump for the blood of immigrants (brown immigrants only, of course)
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:26 am to
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And we want their descendants free access to our country.



so no Mexicans because the civilization that was there 4000 years ago (even though modern day Mexicans are more closely related to the Spanish than the Mayans)???

But certain other groups of people who at the same time in history were also still pagans that sacrificed children. Forget all the much much more recent attempted or completed genocides that have happened on every continent, or other atrocities done in the name of religion.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:34 am to
You could have totally used your name as a joke here, but you missed out, bub.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13238 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:40 am to
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The Mongols by a 100000%

This. The Mongols committed multiple genocides in a way that dwarfs the crimes against humanity in the modern era.

You either submitted and paid tribute or resisted and had your entire race erased.

If you've never checked out Dan Carlin's Hardcore History podcasts, Wrath of the Khans is a great introduction.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33061 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:44 am to
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Each Mongol was given 30 men to behead after a battle.

That wasn't the standard, it happened on occasion when they were trying to send a message
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33061 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:51 am to
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This. The Mongols committed multiple genocides in a way that dwarfs the crimes against humanity in the modern era.

You either submitted and paid tribute or resisted and had your entire race erased.

Well, to me the Mongols weren't so brutal (in relation to the times). They had a strict sense of loyalty and order, if you broke that yes the consequences were death and destruction to everything you knew. This is quite harsh but not much different than most conquering empires of the time.


The Assyrians win this for my money. Not only did they do everything the Mongols did to disobeying cities, they also liked to show off how cruel they were. Many kings would keep the heads of enemies they defeated in their throne room for visitors to view, they would paint huge murals of their exploits in torture all over their buildings. They built reliefs displaying torture in city centers. Here is one excerpt about the King Ashurnasirpal, who was a typical Assyrian leader when it came to cruelty

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Ashurnasirpal showed how he cut of the heads of 260 rebelling soldiers and piled it together. Their leader named Bubu suffered horrific punishment. He was flayed and his skin was placed in the walls of Arbail. In the city of Suri, rebelling nobles were also skinned and were displayed like trophies. Some skin were left to rot but some were placed in a stake. Officials of the city suffered decapitation of their limbs. The leader of the Suri rebellion, Ahiyababa, underwent flaying and his skin was then placed in the walls of Niniveh. After Ashurnasirpal defeated the city of Tila, he ordered to cut the hands and feet of the soldiers of the fallen city. Other than that, some soldiers found themselves without noses and ears. But also, many defeated soldiers had their eyes gouged out. The heads of the leaders of the Tila were hang in the trees around the city.


You can find tons of stories like this of the Assyrians
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 7:52 am to
The Aztec?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5653 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:06 am to
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Even their wedding ceremonies involved bloody blowjobs after the man pierced his dick and the woman her tongue.



I think this was more representative of the fact that would be his last blowjob from her
Posted by IrishEyes
Sleeping at the feet of Buddha
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:12 am to
The Aztecs
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103125 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 8:34 am to
Great song but it’s hard to listen to if you know anything about the truth vs what Neil Young wanted the Aztecs to be.
Posted by loweralabamatrojan
Lower Alabama
Member since Oct 2006
13238 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 9:18 am to
Interesting. Don't know much about the Assyrians, but when you consider the fact that you can't spell Assyrians without "arse" it almost makes sense.

I'll put them in the running for "Greates Assholes of History".

What I want to know is, although their torture sounds horrific, did they wipe out entire races of people like the Mongols?
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15053 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 9:57 am to
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Was There Ever A More Bloodthirsty Empire than the Maya?


The Clinton's
Posted by G Khan
the basin
Member since Mar 2007
521 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 10:45 am to
My people win.
Posted by kemowasabi
river parishes
Member since Jun 2018
1248 posts
Posted on 8/29/18 at 10:47 am to
B-b-b- but the Natives of the Americas ...were so peaceful before the white man arrived...Oh the humanity...wwwwaaahhhh
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