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re: Was I Really That Out Of Bounds Asking A Woman Friend To Be FWB?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:15 am to dyslexiateechur
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:15 am to dyslexiateechur
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I doubt most women would cross the line into prostitution for a couple hundred
You can see the inside of a chicks butthole for 5.99 a month on only fans.
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Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:16 am to TheInvisibleMan
You should have asked for advice before sending the e-mail. Holy shite. Get a prostitute.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:16 am to dyslexiateechur
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Didn’t even progress to kissing at any point. Dude was kinda awkward but we got along well enough. I thought we were building an actual friendship because he gave me no sexual signs at all before propositioning me out of the blue.
Definitely reminds me a lot of OP.
Not to get off track but it does seem to relate a little. Why is it always the guys responsibility to make the first move? Why did you let him keep taking you out on dates when you knew you weren't interested sexually? Did you offer to split the bill? If you were sexually interested at all did you ever think about giving the guy a sexual sign? I'm tired of women having it both ways. Wanting equality in society and the workplace but then wanting "traditional gender roles" in dating and in the bedroom. To me it's hypocritical.
Not judging you but I would be interested to know how you handled the situation knowing that you were on dates but you weren't interested in anything beyond friendship.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 10:18 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:17 am to TheInvisibleMan
Got to be fake.
Also. If you want FWB you don’t ask in an email idiot. You just make a move when you get a chance. I can see why you are a 38 year old virgin. You are a moron when it comes to women.
You need to get some friends, not nerds, and ask them a ton of questions. You should have done this when you were in your 20’s. Better yet, you should get a dog and play video games all day long. You will be happy with your dog and online friends. Do it!!!
Also. If you want FWB you don’t ask in an email idiot. You just make a move when you get a chance. I can see why you are a 38 year old virgin. You are a moron when it comes to women.
You need to get some friends, not nerds, and ask them a ton of questions. You should have done this when you were in your 20’s. Better yet, you should get a dog and play video games all day long. You will be happy with your dog and online friends. Do it!!!
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:18 am to TheInvisibleMan
Fortunately for you, I am a sexually experienced male and have a way with the ladies, As a sexually experienced male I am able to interpret what broads really mean when they speak
When your friend said this:
So hop on over to her apartment, Skippy, and get busy. Probably best not to show up with your johnson hanging out., Save that as your move for the second date
You're welcome
When your friend said this:
quote:what she was really saying is "I want to bang you but I'm too demure to come right out and say it"
You crossed the line as a friend and I don't think I can get past this. I hope it was worth it because you definitely ruined our friendship. Please don't contact me again.
So hop on over to her apartment, Skippy, and get busy. Probably best not to show up with your johnson hanging out., Save that as your move for the second date
You're welcome
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:19 am to TheInvisibleMan
Because the SMV is not based on equality and most women expect you to hold true to traditional values.
OP its a numbers game, but you actually have to play the game.
Once you find a good woman who provides you added value to your life you know you have something. There are def still good women out there, just a little harder to find these days.
OP its a numbers game, but you actually have to play the game.
Once you find a good woman who provides you added value to your life you know you have something. There are def still good women out there, just a little harder to find these days.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:19 am to TheInvisibleMan
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I trust you and I assume you trust me after all these years
quote:
We met off a dating site 6 years ago
Yeah this is a troll, but please keep going. I am curious to see how you contradict yourself more.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:22 am to TheInvisibleMan
You have a 10% chance of something like this working…so, send 10 different women this same email and you should be good.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:25 am to Vamos Brandonos
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Yeah this is a troll, but please keep going. I am curious to see how you contradict yourself more.
Haha the funny thing is it's completely true. Not only single thing I've said is a troll. We met off a dating site 6 years ago as we both enjoyed golf. Went to a state park on our first date and went to a concert on our second date. I thought we hit it off but at the end of the second date I went in to kiss her and she indicated that she just saw me as a friend but wanted to stay friends.
We ended up golfing together at times as well as working out together (though she couldn't lift heavier weights like I could). We became good friends and were friends for just over 6 years. I felt there was starting to be a division in the last year. She was one of those who got super afraid of COVID and until a few months ago wouldn't even go inside a restaurant or bar. I've only seen her a few times the last 2 years due to the pandemic. Mostly just chatted over the phone and did a few golf outings.
So it's all true. I decided I was ending my years of not having sex this year and that I wanted to be more comfortable physically and sexually around women. I was hoping she would be willing to have sex with me to help both of us on the dating scene but we see the answer to that question.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:25 am to TheInvisibleMan
I’ll pray for you
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:26 am to TheInvisibleMan
You learned a lesson about women. Or at least certain types of women. Take some time off work and go to Vegas for a week. You'll meet someone there.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:26 am to ElderTiger
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You have a 10% chance of something like this working
No…not a chance. This is so cringe inducing that every woman that reads this has their clam slam shut and won’t open again until they are sure this man isn’t in their social circle.
There’s a better chance of OweO having a quality post that there is this dude getting his pecker wet with that god awful garbage
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:26 am to TheInvisibleMan
You made sure to tell her, several different ways, and multiple times, that she was unworthy of being a S.O. The only things you missed were outright calling her ugly, talking aboot her big belly, and pancake arse.
You could have also bought her a bunch of self-help, improvement books, in areas that you think she needs to up her game in.
Now, that you have messed up, the only way to get back in her good graces is to give her fast-food coupons, daily, to show that you care for her, and to add value to having a relationship with you. Leave the coupons under a windshield wiper. She will thank you later.
You could have also bought her a bunch of self-help, improvement books, in areas that you think she needs to up her game in.
Now, that you have messed up, the only way to get back in her good graces is to give her fast-food coupons, daily, to show that you care for her, and to add value to having a relationship with you. Leave the coupons under a windshield wiper. She will thank you later.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:27 am to TheInvisibleMan
this thread is sad
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:27 am to TheInvisibleMan
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Not to get off track but it does seem to relate a little. Why is it always the guys responsibility to make the first move? Why did you let him keep taking you out on dates when you knew you weren't interested sexually? Did you offer to split the bill? If you were sexually interested at all did you ever think about giving the guy a sexual sign? I'm tired of women having it both ways. Wanting equality in society and the workplace but then wanting "traditional gender roles" in dating and in the bedroom. To me it's hypocritical.
Not judging you but I would be interested to know how you handled the situation knowing that you were on dates but you weren't interested in anything beyond friendship.
Here come's OP alter's pent up anger about women. It's them that's the problem, not him. We'll probably read about sadistic serial killings in a few years on the OT.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:28 am to TheInvisibleMan
8 pages in 1 hour for a basic incel troll post
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:28 am to TheInvisibleMan
I always paid for myself actually.
What would have been acceptable and natural would have been some flirting beforehand. Casual touches that let you know someone is interested. Excitement to see me. Regular texting/calling. Genuine interest in what’s happening in my life.
I wasn’t non interested in him sexually but we weren’t there yet.
What would have been acceptable and natural would have been some flirting beforehand. Casual touches that let you know someone is interested. Excitement to see me. Regular texting/calling. Genuine interest in what’s happening in my life.
I wasn’t non interested in him sexually but we weren’t there yet.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:29 am to TheInvisibleMan
Congrats on winning the 2022 TigerDroppings.com cringiest thread award. Here we are in April and you already got the title.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:31 am to Passing Wind
If you want to prove this really happened, post screenshots of the email exchange. No way this is real.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:31 am to dyslexiateechur
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dyslexiateechur
quote:You sure it wasn’t a guy named Bond for double oh seven dollars?
$700
OP: Describe your relationship with your father in a couple of paragraphs.
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