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re: WARNING: ‘Time traveller' claims earth will be invaded by aliens TODAY…8,000 abducted

Posted on 3/23/23 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2516 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 6:26 pm to
6:25 pm here in central time. Did this idiot say end of day? If so, what time zone? Which hemisphere? I want to set an alarm so I don't forget to kiss my arse goodbye, but I'm not given much to go on
Posted by Telecaster
Memphis
Member since May 2017
1674 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 6:28 pm to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9653 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 6:30 pm to
I think I've seen this movie
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14108 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 6:36 pm to
I wouldn't mind these happenings
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29115 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 6:40 pm to
I wonder how many rednecks will go missing tonight?
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146968 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:52 pm to
so when do the aliens come?

anyone see ThinePreparedThyAnus?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90718 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:58 pm to
I was chosen. Im currently posting from spaceship wifi en route to the new planet

Sucks for y’all
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146968 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:02 pm to
the best of the best to carry on humankind were taken at 7:30PM EST.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146968 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:07 pm to
Tell Thine I said Hi. Is 3son, Parmen, Bayoudude there?

Tell them



And to send the seth rich stuff to Tucker.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260902 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:14 pm to
quote:


He claimed 'The Champion will choose the best of the best to ensure the survival of the human species.'


Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
12310 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 2:59 am to
quote:

I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords

The alien lizard people commend you. You will be handsomely rewarded for your acquiescence.
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7122 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 4:58 am to
Damn…I sold all my possessions charged thousands of dollars on credit, so I could live my last 30 days on earth like a baller. What am I supposed to do now?
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24838 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 5:48 am to
quote:

He claimed 'The Champion will choose the best of the best to ensure the survival of the human species.'


I guess I didn’t make the cut, so frick them.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Member since Jul 2019
4413 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 5:49 am to
Well it’s the 24th now. How’d things go? Seems pretty routine here in my neck of the woods this early a.m.

Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38795 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 5:51 am to
quote:

8,000 abducted


Won't even be noticed
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Member since Jul 2019
4413 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 5:53 am to
Haven’t heard of any of our politicians disappearing.

I’m sure they’ll be shocked they weren’t considered among the best of the best.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 5:53 am to
Does the alien choose 8000 people who dress alike, same haircuts, and drink a special purple koolaid mixture at the same time?
Posted by Furlong the Red
My Castle,TX
Member since Dec 2022
631 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 6:05 am to
quote:

He claimed 'The Champion will choose the best of the best to ensure the survival of the human species.'


Lemme guess, this mentally ill person includes himself in this group.
Posted by tigerjjs
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2006
1239 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 6:11 am to
Damn, still here.
Posted by PureBlood
The Motherland
Member since Oct 2021
3926 posts
Posted on 3/24/23 at 6:48 am to



C on Z gon be big mad when it realizes that you doxxed it.
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