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Wanting Monogamy When 1946 men await her swipe
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:58 am
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:58 am
1946 Men await my swipe
I saw this and thought that Golden nugget must feel so vindicated by the article.
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As the saying goes, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and it turned out my sea held 1,946 of them. The “play again?” button glowed brighter than ever. And yet, almost comically, I wanted to date only one particular person. Was Michael the best of my 1,946 choices? I doubt it. We differed in too many ways. I showed up to dates five minutes early, while he sauntered into the movie theater five minutes late. I hate Mexican food, and he worships it. But what is “best” anyway? It’s impossible to know, but that’s what having nearly 2,000 potential dates will make you think about. All I know is Michael lived five blocks away, and he would lean against me and play me his jazz records, and I couldn’t help but appreciate him for all he was and all he wasn’t.
I saw this and thought that Golden nugget must feel so vindicated by the article.
This post was edited on 5/28/17 at 10:59 am
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:09 am to Athanatos
She seems levelheaded. I've never seen a relationship work where the two parties had differing opinions on Mexican food.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:14 am to Athanatos
I sincerely hope you didn't read that entire article. That was 50 Shades of Ghey. I stopped reading after one paragraph
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:50 am to Athanatos
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saw this and thought that Golden nugget must feel so vindicated by the article.
Its true. It is hilariously littered with red pill
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:55 am to Athanatos
That chicks nasty and Michael sounds like he wears a fedora
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:56 am to TheWalrus
Chicks that want to eat chips and dip and drink margaritas all the time are generally crazy
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:58 am to el Gaucho
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Chicks...are generally crazy
Yes
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:28 pm to Athanatos
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saw this and thought that Golden nugget must feel so vindicated by the article.
Pecker/Gnugs about to be all over this
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:30 pm to TheWalrus
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She seems levelheaded. I've never seen a relationship work where the two parties had differing opinions on Mexican food.
I think that their differing opinions on Mexican food make them perfect for each other. He gets to eat great Mexican food, and she doesn't eat Mexican food, so she doesn't get that sudden diarrhea when he PIIHB
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:31 pm to Upperdecker
Something is clearly wrong with her.
I mean...how can anyone not like Mexican food???
I mean...how can anyone not like Mexican food???
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:32 pm to Athanatos
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1946 men
I assumed this was about post WWII men
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:37 pm to Athanatos
What kind of weirdo hates Mexican food?
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:38 pm to Athanatos
Margaritas with a spicy salsa and chips established Sunday afternoons in this country.
Posted on 5/28/17 at 1:11 pm to CoachChappy
deal breaker
no way she'd have 2000 dates if she'd disclosed that earlier
no way she'd have 2000 dates if she'd disclosed that earlier
Posted on 5/28/17 at 1:32 pm to lsunurse
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I mean...how can anyone not like Mexican food???
I thought it was racist to dislike Mexican food. Or is it racist for white people to like Mexican food? Dammit This shite's confusing
Posted on 5/28/17 at 1:43 pm to Athanatos
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I hate Mexican food

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