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Wanting Monogamy When 1946 men await her swipe

Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:58 am
Posted by Athanatos
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
8205 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 10:58 am
1946 Men await my swipe

quote:

As the saying goes, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and it turned out my sea held 1,946 of them. The “play again?” button glowed brighter than ever. And yet, almost comically, I wanted to date only one particular person. Was Michael the best of my 1,946 choices? I doubt it. We differed in too many ways. I showed up to dates five minutes early, while he sauntered into the movie theater five minutes late. I hate Mexican food, and he worships it. But what is “best” anyway? It’s impossible to know, but that’s what having nearly 2,000 potential dates will make you think about. All I know is Michael lived five blocks away, and he would lean against me and play me his jazz records, and I couldn’t help but appreciate him for all he was and all he wasn’t.




I saw this and thought that Golden nugget must feel so vindicated by the article.

This post was edited on 5/28/17 at 10:59 am
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:04 am to
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48124 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:09 am to
She seems levelheaded. I've never seen a relationship work where the two parties had differing opinions on Mexican food.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:14 am to
I sincerely hope you didn't read that entire article. That was 50 Shades of Ghey. I stopped reading after one paragraph
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:49 am to
She needs to read this article:

LINK

Even in the current swipe hookup culture, you know if someone is equally into you. If he/she isn't, and you want more than sex, stop wasting time.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6558 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:50 am to
quote:

saw this and thought that Golden nugget must feel so vindicated by the article.


Its true. It is hilariously littered with red pill
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60149 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:55 am to
That chicks nasty and Michael sounds like he wears a fedora
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60149 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:56 am to
Chicks that want to eat chips and dip and drink margaritas all the time are generally crazy
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 11:58 am to
quote:

Chicks...are generally crazy


Yes
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

saw this and thought that Golden nugget must feel so vindicated by the article.

Pecker/Gnugs about to be all over this
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

She seems levelheaded. I've never seen a relationship work where the two parties had differing opinions on Mexican food.

I think that their differing opinions on Mexican food make them perfect for each other. He gets to eat great Mexican food, and she doesn't eat Mexican food, so she doesn't get that sudden diarrhea when he PIIHB
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:31 pm to
Something is clearly wrong with her.


I mean...how can anyone not like Mexican food???
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66996 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

1946 men

I assumed this was about post WWII men
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34329 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:37 pm to
What kind of weirdo hates Mexican food?
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 12:38 pm to
Margaritas with a spicy salsa and chips established Sunday afternoons in this country.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
50845 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 1:11 pm to
deal breaker
no way she'd have 2000 dates if she'd disclosed that earlier
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69240 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

I mean...how can anyone not like Mexican food???


I thought it was racist to dislike Mexican food. Or is it racist for white people to like Mexican food? Dammit This shite's confusing
Posted by SchwiftySzechuanRick
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2017
217 posts
Posted on 5/28/17 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

I hate Mexican food


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