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re: Video of Lisa Lampanelli melting down during show

Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:36 pm to
Posted by Pistols Firing 12
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2016
875 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:36 pm to
Classy wench
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:37 pm to
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I don't know, man. Angry Bill Hicks was some funny shite.

As much of a comedy connoisseur as I am, I've never been a big fan of his. And I enjoy angry comedy. His anger came from a deep, dark space that never appealed to me.
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36017 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:37 pm to
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Is her entire comedy routine still centered around fricking black guys?


That's all that I remembered about her. It was funny a couple of times. You can't build a career on that, unless you're a Kardashian.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34507 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:40 pm to
Why do they call Lisa Lampanelli’s vagina ‘the limo’?

“cause it fits eight, has a leather interior, and I came in it”

-warren sapp
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:43 pm to
Giraldo is the GOAT roastmaster


Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:45 pm to
I give her a pass. The amount of rage in a woman who goes to any and all lengths to lose massive weight and is STILL completely unfrickable… none of us will ever know.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58046 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:45 pm to
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I never understood people who go to a comedy show and think it is OK to keep interrupting the performer with their comments. If I wanted to hear you talk, I would buy tickets to see you. So shut the hell up.


Agreed. I cannot fricking stand when people start shouting shite at a stand up during their act. Nobody gives a flying frick what your arse has to say about the show. We aren't there to hear your "jokes" that you are too chicken shite to get on stage to try.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58046 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:49 pm to
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The problem is she lost weight, married a white guy, divorced him, and somehow became more bitter and less funny.


Wypipo ruin everything.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:49 pm to
This is your life women when you do everything in your power to reject social norms, you end up like her. Enjoy.
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13070 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 3:54 pm to
When did she go for that look?
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14448 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:01 pm to
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“I have a really funny Trump story that I tell all the time from ‘The Apprentice’ where Mr. Trump would always compliment the women in the boardroom,” Lisa Lampanelli told Page Six of her time on “The Celebrity Apprentice” in 2012.

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“I was 248 pounds at the time,” the comedian recalled, saying, “I know he’s not going to notice me, [but] I remember him saying ‘Teresa [Giudice] you look beautiful today,’ ‘Aubrey [O’Day] you look better with every passing week’ and one day he says to me ‘Lisa!’ and [I think], ‘Oh, it’s my turn,’ and he goes, ‘Doesn’t Teresa look beautiful today?'”


LMFAO
Posted by NoShow
Member since Feb 2013
2339 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:13 pm to
Never seen her before and hope I never see her again.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9179 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:13 pm to
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never heard of this woman



Come on man, didn't you watch the Muppets?
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107490 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:15 pm to
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I liked her better when she was fat...



at no time in her life has she ever looked good or has been very funny.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131303 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:17 pm to
She was funny as the butt of jokes when Howard Stern roasted the KKK guy.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35590 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:20 pm to
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at no time in her life has she ever looked good or has been very funny.


Well, she did go from this...



to this...






i'd gladly take the original
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78946 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:23 pm to
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I never understood people who go to a comedy show and think it is OK to keep interrupting the performer with their comments. If I wanted to hear you talk, I would buy tickets to see you. So shut the hell up.


Agreed. A friend of mine is on the comedy circuit here in Houston (pretty funny dude), anyway I asked him about that and he said that although it's bothersome, when he was first starting out it really tested his mettle to see if he was cut out for comedy. He says now, he just clowns them
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26452 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:30 pm to
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at no time in her life has she ever looked good or has been very funny.


Never ever thought she looked good...

But she was funny when she was fat, that was her shtick...
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20482 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 4:39 pm to
i lol'd so hard when the spotlight followed her off the stage.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71552 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 5:00 pm to
Somewhere the great Patrice O'Neal is laughing at her. He used to put her in her place and make her cry.
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