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re: Video of Lisa Lampanelli melting down during show

Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:35 pm to
Geez. The BBC did a number on that broad
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:36 pm to
Blame Ambien
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:40 pm to
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Her only claim to fame is being on the Comedy Central Roasts for a few years and being a vitriolic slut, which isn't exactly an appealing thing to be, but especially when you look like her.

She's kinda your typical lazy, one trick, ham-fisted comic.

I'm a slutty fat woman who likes black dick. That's pretty much her show.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:40 pm to
Performing in front of tens of fans...
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:42 pm to
I need to get a refill of my meds so I can forget that face.
Posted by sneakytiger
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:44 pm to
That's really awkward with all the lights on
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:44 pm to
What the frick happened to her?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113903 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:44 pm to
1. That hair cut is horrible.

2. It looked as if she was performing at a local community center and there were a lot of empty seats in the nose bleed.

3. If you are an entertainer, the reason you are able to make a living performing, is because people are willing to pay to see you perform. If someone is causing the performer to not perform at the level they think the fans should get then stop and say "Ladies and gentlemen. You paid with your hard earned money to come see me perform and I owe it to you to provide the best show I can. Someone in the audience is making it difficult for me to do so and I would like to ask security to please remove this person and will continue as soon as they are being removed".. That's not hard. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:45 pm to
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What the frick happened to her?

Her novelty factor wore off
Posted by Lvillian
Atlanta
Member since May 2017
162 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:46 pm to
8 beers minimum
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94915 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:46 pm to
The frick? She looks like George Bush in lipstick now.

Has she switched over from
BBC to FUPA in her eating habits?
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:46 pm to
What the frick happened to her? I mean she was always unattractive, but she looks like she’s sick, both mentally and physically
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:46 pm to
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8 beers minimum



I'd die of alcohol poisoning before I would even have a remotely sexual thought about her.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:47 pm to
Totally forgot about her
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:47 pm to
She has had an occasional funny moment.

Like the time she yelled at Gary Busey for killing it with his set at a roast because so much of hers was built around him bombing horribly.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32706 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:48 pm to
The only thing that bothers me in that rant is that she fat shamed the fat chick when she herself had to have weight loss surgery.
Posted by nvasil1
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:49 pm to
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I'm a slutty fat woman who likes black dick. That's pretty much her show

The problem is she lost weight, married a white guy, divorced him, and somehow became more bitter and less funny.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:49 pm to
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She has had an occasional funny moment.

Eh, everyone does. I'm sure even OweO gets an upvote every now and then. Rare, but it happens.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:51 pm to
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The problem is she lost weight, married a white guy, divorced him, and somehow became more bitter and less funny.


That's what happens when your routines have no depth.
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15165 posts
Posted on 6/11/18 at 2:52 pm to
She can't even sell out a high school gym
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