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Posted on 10/20/17 at 10:55 pm to Tunasntigers92
quote:
Ok scientifically speaking, what keeps the sperms out?
There are two ducts called the vas deferens connecting the left and right epididymis with the seminal vesicles to form the ejaculatory duct in order to move the sperm. A small section of the vas deferens is cut out on each side leaving no path for the sperm to move through.
This post was edited on 10/20/17 at 10:56 pm
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:05 pm to Tunasntigers92
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if my testes turned black, I would panic
So then just get your bed rest and milk the recovery process for everything it's worth dude. Nuts swell up and get discolored when you think that you feel okay after a day or two and go back to your normal routine.
Give it time. Frequently, complications arise because guys are taking their pain pills and think they are okay because they aren't in pain (no shite, you're taking pain pills).
Essentially, they get out of bed for something that requires them to leave the bed and house, which therefore forces them to do something other than stay the hell in the house and bed and milk the recovery process.
This post was edited on 10/20/17 at 11:08 pm
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:07 pm to LSUgrad04
I mean opiates are damn near as good as sex, I may as well just get snipped
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:18 pm to Tunasntigers92
Well, if you save some of your medications, then you can have both.
This post was edited on 10/20/17 at 11:19 pm
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:19 pm to LSUgrad04
I just don't want my testes to hurt
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:23 pm to Tunasntigers92
I'm not going to tell you that they your nuts won't hurt at some point during the entire ordeal.
But that's part of where the whole don't be an a-hole aspect comes into play.
But that's part of where the whole don't be an a-hole aspect comes into play.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 11:35 pm to Tunasntigers92
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just want to know i can still splooge
Yup, it's only about 99.1% as much though. She won't notice...
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:19 am to EA6B
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A small section of the vas deferens is cut out on each side leaving no path for the sperm to move through.
Looks like a piece of spaghetti noodle. Dr showed it to me after he snipped it out.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 12:59 am to Tigerswillprevail
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Simple, quick and easier procedure as well as the complications are way less. Recovery typically is just a few days.
yes but what if you ever want to have kids again? Pretty hard without testicles
Posted on 10/21/17 at 1:06 am to Chop77
No and no. Hot nurse and they gave me a big arse Percocet and a Valium beforehand. Best surgery I've ever had!
Posted on 10/21/17 at 1:30 am to el Gaucho
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yes but what if you ever want to have kids again? Pretty hard without testicles
Better read the entire thread again, maybe twice.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 1:40 am to porkrind
Everyone of my male dogs that have been neutered became fat and lazy. Wont even fetch a stick anymore. No one is gonna cut on my sack.
Ummmmmm...
Posted on 10/21/17 at 1:52 am to Chop77
Do it.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 2:03 am to el Gaucho
quote:Testicles remain intact and vasectomy can actually be reversed.
yes but what if you ever want to have kids again? Pretty hard without testicles
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:53 am to Chop77
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2. Anyone have complications
I had to go in twice because the doctor didn't do everything right the first time.
quote:
1. Is secks different after
Have not gotten to that part yet. Had mine in August, but for reason stated above I had to go back.
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 4:55 am
Posted on 10/21/17 at 4:54 am to Chop77
"everytime I cum I produce a quart"
^this will no longer be true.
The load is reduced in volume. I wish I had not had a vasectomy.
^this will no longer be true.
The load is reduced in volume. I wish I had not had a vasectomy.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 5:02 am to buford4LSU
Best co pay I've ever spent. Had mine in 1997. Never looked back. I remember a guy bullshitting me saying that the first time I'd bust a nut, it would hurt. I jerked off 8 hours after the surgery. No different sensation. Go for it.
Posted on 10/21/17 at 5:08 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:nope, can still blow in her hair to piss her off right after she just washed and blow dried it... like a Bawls
i thought it prevents semen from coming out
This post was edited on 10/21/17 at 5:22 am
Posted on 10/21/17 at 5:19 am to Chop77
Hell no
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