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Vagrant trying to get into stranger’s Rolls learns Miami PD doesn’t play around

Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:17 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3635 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:17 pm
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
2392 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:19 pm to
That’s gonna leave a mark.

On the sidewalk.
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8744 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:23 pm to
Orange Rolls-Royce in Miami.
Nice touch
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73625 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:23 pm to
Wonder if those cops would be as on top of it if the vagrant was trying to enter someone middle-aged person's Kia.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35145 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:24 pm to
Best quote in comments....

quote:

Must be jelly because jam doesn't shake like that....


Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
3165 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:24 pm to
From the way his legs were shaking, vagrant prolly worked off at least 5 pounds during that tasing. Can skip his Ozempic shot today.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54153 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:26 pm to
Looks like he's eating well.

My butler hates when a poor touches his assistant's Rolls
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
3635 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:28 pm to
She drives over his wallet and phone
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 8:35 pm
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
8744 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:31 pm to
Note to self:
Do not try to unlawfully enter a Rolls-Royce in Miami.
This post was edited on 8/9/26 at 7:32 pm
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4101 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:33 pm to
Damn, cop almost needed to swap out his taser battery for a fresh one.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12171 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:38 pm to
Wonder if those cops would be as on top of it if the vagrant was trying to enter someone middle-aged person's Kia.
Could too well fed dude even fit into a KIA? That might be why he was going for the larger luxury car.

Next thing will be his demand for grease to enable him to slide into any car he chooses.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74479 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Damn, cop almost needed to swap out his taser battery for a fresh one.


They need to design tasers to where you can let them ride the lightning for a good minute or two at least. Give them some time to think about their life choices.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19921 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:54 pm to
A newer Tazer model can drive-stun for over 12 minutes on a single charge. The single-use batteries can run MUCH longer than that...
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69226 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 7:59 pm to
Pretty efficient.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35145 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

A newer Tazer model can drive-stun for over 12 minutes on a single charge. The single-use batteries can run MUCH longer than that.


Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63204 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:22 pm to
Man, they gazed the frick out of that dude!

Rolls drove off in the middle of the shite, too!
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
5886 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:46 pm to
The “Ooooooooh Lawd!!!” had me legit laughing out loud
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47578 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:47 pm to
Mr. Worf has really let himself go.

Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40190 posts
Posted on 8/9/26 at 8:49 pm to
That is one ugly car.
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