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re: Utah Rodeo kids' names are better than travel ball names

Posted on 7/22/24 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37406 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 12:15 pm to
Are we sure this isn’t AI generated?
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9319 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 12:33 pm to
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Mormons tend to have offbeat names. IDK why.


Because it's a goddamned cult.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39646 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

Barrel racer girls are sluts


That's kinda harsh.

Maybe "overly friendly" would be better...
Posted by GeauxTigers123
Member since Feb 2007
3690 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:06 pm to
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Those are not Utah RODEO names, they're just Utah names...


Yep. Two of my Mormon coworker were talking one day about odd names in their families. One of them said something along the lines of “Utah moms love odd names”.
Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
12844 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

Mercadeez


This must be Bill Pickett's grand-daughter.
Posted by fabuloseaux
Member since Sep 2022
38 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:12 pm to
So we can tell our wives apart
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
38169 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

Kash Ryler Tuckyn Bronc Draxton Hayze Raygun Bryton


I’ve seen enough. China, please come conquer us.
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2374 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:23 pm to
Old rodeo friend named son Broc
Posted by Tiger Ike
SW Louisiana
Member since Aug 2013
1727 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:23 pm to
There is a cult in Sulphur that lives to bath the feet of Jenny Finch.

While her daughter's name is relatively normal, Paisley, her sons names are Ace and Diesel.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:40 pm to
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Hayze


A. Hayes Town needs to rise (not Ryze you fricking Neanderthals) from the dead and design a beautiful Acadian inspired prison for this kids parents consisting of pigeonniers, tree alleys, thirteen-foot ceilings, and a heavy use of cypress along with a plantation-style separate structure carriage house with brick floors and a medieval torture device made of heart of pine.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19701 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:25 pm to
Only shocking thing about this list is there isn’t a Kolt or a Ryder. I guess Ryler is close but that’s just because some 16 year old Mormon mom that was barefoot and pregnant misspelled Tyler.

Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
157919 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:28 pm to
Utah Mormons like to spell normal names weirdly.

Jayson for example.

It’s definitely a thing here.
Posted by Quidam65
Q Continuum
Member since Jun 2010
20515 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:34 pm to
Or the most famous of all: La-a (remember, the dash don't be silent)
Posted by Dirt Booger
Comanche County
Member since Apr 2023
847 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 3:22 pm to
As someone who has been around rodeo all my life and now my son travels doing it I’ll agree, they have some badass names.

Roper
Wayce
Weston
Riggin
Ryder
Roedy Owen
Sage
Posted by Geopardee
Member since Nov 2018
113 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 6:06 pm to
Some good old nominative determinism
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20413 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 6:09 pm to
Where are Ponyboy and Sodapop, list is weak?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21927 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 6:19 pm to
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Raygun


Naked Raygun
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