re: Update: So my wife went for her regular hair appointment today...

Has your wife asked to speak to your manager yet today?

Is the I need to speak to the manager cut? ??

The next time you get to bang her, scream out her brothers name just for fun!! That will teach her.

No, you’re not a dick. Nothing wrong with knowing what makes her look prettier. You’re doing her a big favor. She actually needs to thank you for being honest then forgive herself for getting a shitey haircut.

My husband has always had a beard and/or a mustache, usually both. One day he decided to shave his face completely and didn’t mention it beforehand - and it kinda shocked me. I really didn’t like it, and couldn’t hide my disapproval even though I tried. He didn’t cry about my reaction, like your wife did And he grew it back fast.

One day I came home with an above-the-shoulders length version of an “I want to talk to the manager” cut, without talking to him.

I spun around and said, Don’t you love it?”
Him: “Oooh. You’re so pretty.”
Me: “Isn’t it better short? I feel great!”
Him: I do like it better when it’s longer, but you’re very pretty today.” Then smiles and tilts his head.
Me: “Thanks babe.”

So I grew it long again and keep it that way.

Don’t women always do something drastic with their hair when there’s a Jody

Why do women think that haircut is sexy? Like who the frick told them that?

My wife used the ‘it was short when we first started dating’ line.

It’s a valid point, but I was also not opposed yo banging a fatty now and then in those days, but I definitely wouldn’t have married one of them.

Plus I was able to subliminally get her to grow her hair longer back then. Now I have to pull those mental gymnastics again.

You’re supposed to have the boy haircut talk before your wife goes to the appmt, not after.

We’ve had the talk a few times over the years, but I still make uncomfortably direct eye contact right before she heads to the salon.

She probably didn’t plan it but has a dumb stylist that talked her into it. I would pay a visit there and tell her if she ever wants your money again, she’ll cut that edgy shite out.

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Am I a dick, or would the rest of you baws be pissed if your SO altered their look so drastically without discussing it first?

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I once shaved my whole beard off and I was standing out on the yard as my girlfriend was driving up, she got back in the car so fast when she saw my clean shaven face with a pissed off expression on her face and drove off to see her girlfriend.

Eventually later that night she told me to not do that again without letting her know ahead of time.

She's a woman who loves the frick out of a good beard.