re: Update: So my wife went for her regular hair appointment today...

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Show me one instance.


I’m not talking about the difference between shoulder length vs mid back. I’m talking about these women that get it cut neck length, then shave the side and put gruesome highlights in it.

Show me one instance of that looking Better than long, kept up hair and i’ll Eat a Booger

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I'm on my phone, someone post pics of Brittany Daniel with and without short hair so this dude can eat a booger.

Dude, I rarely post but this got me. She is your wife. You brought this to TD knowing you made her cry. What if she sees this thread a$$hole? Her hair will grow out but your reaction will be with her a whole lot longer. Man its just a temporary hair cut. You messed with her heart over that. Damn.

She should have already know you dont like it short. Prep that shite early.

Im an arse with telling the truth and not "emphathetic" apparently. Not mean but just state the truth. Get it from my mom. Worse for me is when a girl cooks for me. "it's good, but next time try...X" ha

This op reminds me of my little nephew a few weeks back. Went with my BIL to get a haircut for their trip to europe the next week. My sis told him to ask them to cut it short. He told the person a 2 all around. He had no clue...little dumbass. Looked like a little ape with his ears looking so big. Ha.

Worse part is they go to one of those membership type places so it probably cost like 40 bucks to just shave his head with a 2 ha.

You stepped in it big time my man. Nice dinner and wine may help but it will take awhile for her to come around. Women don't play when it comes to their hair. You might want to buy her a pretty bow to make it work for you though.

Yep, you have a right to be pissed.

Don’t care how shallow people frame it, that significant of a change, changes everything.

Like you’re dating/married to a whole new person who you’ll undoubtably find less attractive.

It would be like someone gaining 60lbs overnight. It just aint right.

That might be the most appropriately timed and accurate first response in the history of the OT

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Am I a dick

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See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to frick all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shite all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fricked by dicks. But dicks also frick assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't frick the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shite!

Just PIIHB and pretend it's your BF

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. When a woman drastically changes her appearance, be scared.

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This warning shouldn't be ignored

Long hair you can just run your fingers through, like rivulets spilling down the hills of supple flesh.
Long hair you can get lost in, just bury your face in and breath in a whole universe.

Wrap your fingers around and pullllllllll