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Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:53 pm
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
33270 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:53 pm
I saw a news bulletin that said there was a man found dead in his jail cell,he was an excellent military black guy (not that theres anything wrong with that(...
Seinfeld reference... Anyway he was found to have no brain, heart, or throat.

I saw this on a news app.. It's not a site with fake news though..

Obviously, it's near impossible to believe, but just wondering if anyone else heard
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37558 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:55 pm to
Drugs.

They're bad, mmmmkay?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42892 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:56 pm to
quote:

varify


Did you just completely ignore autocorrect?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33740 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:57 pm to
quote:

varify

Not sure what I’m supposed to do to help
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:58 pm to
You made it sound like he was found that way.

He died in jail, and when his body was given to his family the organs had been removed.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93972 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:58 pm to
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nyway he was found to have no brain, heart, or throat.



frickin Rougarou got heem
Posted by Theboot32
Mandeville/Poplarville
Member since Jan 2016
2454 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:58 pm to
A) you sound like an idiot

2. Apparently the dude died and they did an autopsy to determine cause of death and when they sent the body to his family it was missing these organs. The thought is that the autopsy folk or funeral home lost them, or are hiding so that the family cant figure out how he died.

Just what I recall from my wife telling me about it yesterday
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:58 pm to
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:00 pm to
Bad genetics. His mother was a scarecrow and his dad was a tin man.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Bad genetics. His mother was a scarecrow and his dad was a tin man.
And the throat?


This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 11:04 pm
Posted by Turftoe
Denver
Member since Mar 2016
4416 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:03 pm to
Classic mummification hijinks
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37955 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:12 pm to
quote:



Did you just completely ignore autocorrect?


Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
16664 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:13 pm to
No throat? Wtf does that even mean?
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

he was an excellent military black guy (not that theres anything wrong with that(...
Seinfeld reference...

Are you having a stroke?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:15 pm to
Yeah I heard the same story late last week. I forget where I heard it at
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45512 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

an excellent military black guy


If he achieved the rank of black guy I believe you about him being excellent.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59343 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:55 pm to
I’m not even sure what you are asking
Posted by LSUTigerDoc
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
585 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:57 pm to
If he was autopsied (as he likely was if death occurred while in custody), simply look in his abdominal cavity, and you’ll find the “missing” parts. The organs are often placed there prior to suturing the midline incision at the completion of the autopsy.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5166 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:01 am to
quote:

A) you sound like an idiot 2. Apparently the dude died and they did an autopsy to determine cause of death and when they sent the body to his family it was missing these organs. The thought is that the autopsy folk or funeral home lost them, or are hiding so that the family cant figure out how he died. Just what I recall from my wife telling me about it yesterday


The brain, heart, and throat were retained by the coroner for further testing. This isn't uncommon but was misrepresented and sensationalized by the media reports on this non-incident.
Posted by TheMailman
Member since Jul 2017
1550 posts
Posted on 6/12/19 at 12:23 am to
quote:

.. Anyway he was found to have no brain, heart, or throat.


That’ll kill you
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