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re: Unpopular opinion: beards look ridiculous on most guys

Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68962 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:36 pm to
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I have a beard you moron.


What's her name?
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58304 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:36 pm to
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What's her name?
not sure but the kids are cute

FTR - not flirting
This post was edited on 9/2/25 at 9:37 pm
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
42322 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:37 pm to
So you like your men clean shaven, I support your choice
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
22869 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 9:44 pm to
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I have a beard you moron.


Yeah a thin scraggly blond beard.

STFU junkie.
Posted by cheobode
Member since Dec 2017
1493 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:17 pm to
Our family looks like shite with beards. My brother has one and it looks retarded. I prefer a clean shaven face. My dad actually looked much better without a mustache but my mom liked it so he kept it. My dad used to joke that when he shaved, more women would flirt with him so my mom got jealous and made him grow it back. He probably wasn't lying.
Posted by 49erReb
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
78 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:28 pm to
I laugh at bald guys losing their hair, they just look weak and cuckish.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2247 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:32 pm to
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They're very handy to hide weak chins and/or double chins.
I asked and my satche says you smell. It just has a mind of its own.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29467 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:37 pm to
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scraggly beards it looks terrible. And mustaches look absurd


My beard tends to look scraggly. My moustache would make tom seleck blush.

Wife hates moustaches. Such is life.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13312 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 10:51 pm to
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I don't give a shite what's popular anymore

So your carry is .45ACP not 9mm?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76536 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:05 pm to
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I had to have my goatee shaved off for surgery, as soon as I could, my wife said "grow it back, you look better with the goatee."
Scruffy’s wife has never seen him clean shaven.

It’s been 8 years.

Beard is kept relatively short and well-trimmed.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
8575 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:08 pm to
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Scruffy’s wife has never seen him clean shaven.


Same with my wife. Think she would be offended if I shaved it without her consent at this point
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78037 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:13 pm to
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, but they are definitely making a comeback
Welcome to 2014.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71514 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:19 pm to
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Ask Legendinmymind. You’ve clearly been flirting g with him. He basically claimed you as his.


What the frick are you babbling about?
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18660 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:19 pm to
I run a #2 guard over mine and line it up about once a month or so. I get to looking "scruffy". I run the #1 guard over my head. Beard is probably 80%+ white now.

Im not allowed to remove the facial hair by my wife.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37514 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:30 pm to
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I had to have my goatee shaved off for surgery, as soon as I could, my wife said "grow it back, you look better with the goatee."
The last time I shaved my beard my daughter cried and I had to pry her off of her teacher when I picked her up from school.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5035 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:37 pm to
I think beards are just for virtue-signaling .. i say that as a half-Sicilian who can grow a full beard in 4 or 5 days , but i prefer to shave twice a week and rock the stubble, since i dont like the way a full beard looks and i dont like to be clean-shaven .

But it’s virtue-signaling since you cant be a real Maga Moron in 2025 unless you have the trendy beard going .. Truth hurts baw !
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37514 posts
Posted on 9/2/25 at 11:43 pm to
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I think beards are just for virtue-signaling .. i say that as a half-Sicilian who can grow a full beard in 4 or 5 days , but i prefer to shave twice a week and rock the stubble, since i dont like the way a full beard looks and i dont like to be clean-shaven .

But it’s virtue-signaling since you cant be a real Maga Moron in 2025 unless you have the trendy beard going .. Truth hurts baw !


btw
quote:

but i prefer to shave twice a week and rock the stubble,
Everyone just assumes you have poor hygiene.
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15789 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 2:21 am to
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And mustaches look absurd.

Do you even Tom Selleck Bro? Have you seen him without?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
76536 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 3:19 am to
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But it’s virtue-signaling since you cant be a real Maga Moron in 2025 unless you have the trendy beard going .. Truth hurts baw !
What?

What about those of us who have rocked beards since before Trump?
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 9/3/25 at 4:18 am to
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What about those of us who have rocked beards since before Trump?

I have rocked a mustache since 1977, have had a beard off and on currently rocking a goatee on its way to a full fu Manchu.

Chicks stole my college ID 3x during my freshman and sophomore years because I looked just like the classic Jesus paintings with shoulder length flowing wavy yellow blond hair and beard (in the 80’s not many young adults had cameras). My favorite was one where the film had a flaw that made it look like I had a glowing halo behind my head.
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