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re: United States military to test anti-aging pill next year

Posted on 6/30/21 at 6:55 pm to
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
24151 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 6:55 pm to
So we can take this in the military but not steroids?
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15661 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 7:00 pm to
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With the direction the military is going, do we really want these sugar coated lady boys to age slower?

They realize our only hope is to retain and recruit a bunch of 35+ year olds. The problem is people that age only have a few good years left. So they need to extend those good years as long as possible.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89795 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 7:01 pm to
Yes but will it stop hair loss?
Posted by FlyingTiger1955
Member since Jan 2019
5765 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 7:22 pm to
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9543 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 7:26 pm to
Might as well preemptively give these service members 100% service connection permanent and total upon discharge.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
11016 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 7:28 pm to
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United States military to test anti-aging pill next year


Does it also function as an abortion pill?
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
11089 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 7:47 pm to
Didn’t they make a Bourne movie about this?
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
22594 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 8:12 pm to
There was an Israeli study that concluded that Hyperbaric O2 lengthened telomeres
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19961 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 8:18 pm to
Oh yeah, just mask more trial medicine and have people jump blindly at taking it
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3684 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 8:26 pm to
If people start living longer, we are going to need a few more pandemics to reduce the population some more.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74869 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 8:50 pm to
frick around with things you might want to leave alone and you find out…



Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
19166 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:01 pm to
Great so we can extend social security.
Also, you know the NFL wants this pill ASAP
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55986 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:02 pm to
So, they're going to use the stuff all those old frickers in congress use?
Posted by LoneStarRanger
Texas/Europe
Member since Aug 2018
2404 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:10 pm to
This is how you get zombies
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
7455 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:13 pm to
And we still can't cure baldness.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105302 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:14 pm to
Hopefully it will do something about ear hair.
Posted by White Bear
probably
Member since Jul 2014
17636 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:17 pm to
IVE heard young (24-30yrs) puss will keep a man young.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:26 pm to
Yeah, I'm sure it'll be a wonder drug right up there with Pervitin.

The US military is just such a drag on society. Spending all our money making wackjob pills to fight the lingering threat of 9 white supremacists in Wiggins, MS. Meanwhile Africa is pawning the world's riches to the Chinese.

The fact that we have a standing army right in our backyard makes me want to cry. Armies are for destroying threats, not fighting the Klan or inventing pills.
This post was edited on 6/30/21 at 9:28 pm
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
8218 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:31 pm to
So…when we find out TB12 is the actual name of the drug, will Tom be stripped of his Super Bowl wins?
Posted by thegodfajha
Shreveport, LA
Member since Feb 2007
323 posts
Posted on 6/30/21 at 9:32 pm to
Interesting... Got some of this shite laying around the lab.. Will give some of it to the wife and report back. 20 year old titties making a comeback!
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