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United Airlines passenger pumps his landing gear, wife helps
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:10 am
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:10 am
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Passenger found guilty of masturbating on flight as wife watched, helped
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"According to the witness, the criminal conduct began when the cabin lights were dimmed and continued for approximately 30 minutes, during which Gonzalez met the witness' eye and continued his conduct," said FBI special agent Gregory Pratt in an affidavit obtained by the outlet.
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Gonzalez's wife, who was also on the flight, said she was aware of her husband’s actions and admitted to police she “played with it” as well.
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He was found guilty of the federal misdemeanor charge Wednesday and faces a possible $500 fine or 90 days in jail at Friday’s sentencing.
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This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 10:15 am
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Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:12 am to upgrayedd
Thanks a lot Bin Laden
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:12 am to upgrayedd
This post was edited on 6/14/19 at 10:27 am
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:12 am to upgrayedd
If it took thirty minutes, it doesn’t sound like his wife was particularly helpful. No wonder he locked eyes with someone else.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:12 am to DemonKA3268
Thanks a lot Bin Laden!
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:13 am to upgrayedd
Your honor, if my wife was helping is it really masturbating?
Case dismissed.
Case dismissed.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:13 am to upgrayedd
When did Kellen Winslow Jr. change his last name to Gonzalez ?
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:14 am to whitetiger1234
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Thanks a lot Bin Laden!
Yeah, Golfer beat me to it.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:17 am to upgrayedd
Kellen Winslow will never learn.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:17 am to upgrayedd
Well, I guess that's one way to join the mile high club?
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:17 am to OysterPoBoy
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Your honor, if my wife was helping is it really masturbating?
Case dismissed.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:23 am to upgrayedd
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said FBI special agent Gregory Pratt in an affidavit obtained by the outlet.
Thank God for the men and women of the FBI doing the hard work.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:27 am to GumboPot
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Thank God for the men and women of the FBI doing the hard work.
Criminal matters in the airspace are federal.
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:27 am to upgrayedd
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Enrique Gonzalez
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:29 am to upgrayedd
Pics of wife?
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:31 am to upgrayedd
I swear I had no idea this was against any sort of rules
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:31 am to Joshjrn
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If it took thirty minutes, it doesn’t sound like his wife was particularly helpful. No wonder he locked eyes with someone else.
well 1st of all... it's his wife... so she's probably been out of practice for a little while
she ain't voluntarily touched that in YEARS
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:33 am to upgrayedd
“And that’s why I fly private” reason number 78,479
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:33 am to 777Tiger
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I swear I had no idea this was against any sort of rules
gotta use the gif here
Posted on 6/14/19 at 10:35 am to upgrayedd
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