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re: Unique True Southern sayings

Posted on 11/14/22 at 8:17 am to
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 8:17 am to
Come over to tha house

That girl Is made for comfort not for speed
This post was edited on 11/14/22 at 8:19 am
Posted by juggernuts5
Member since Jul 2021
2 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 8:20 am to
Hot as a Fresh F**cked Fox in a Forest Fire (AKA 5F Hot)
Slick as owl Shite
Slick as a minnow's dick
Dumb as a box of rocks
Useless as a jar of piss
Red on the head like a pecker on a pooch

Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
6564 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 8:46 am to


Up the River Road

Down the river road

I can tell you where you got your shoes at, for a buck

Posted by CCT
LA
Member since Dec 2006
6372 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 10:16 am to
“You’re out of your cotton-pickin’ mind!”
-my dad
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2561 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Red on the head like a pecker on a pooch

Red on the noodle like the dick on a poodle
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
10097 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 10:52 am to
There’s a big variance in southern and South Louisiana sayings.

Making groceries is definitely not a saying outside of south LA.

How’s ya mom n them is one that I think is used across the south.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
5582 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 10:54 am to
quote:

quote:
quote:
How’s yo momma and them?

Momma and dem*

Get it right Yankee


North Luzziana redneck does it like this

Mommer an nem
Posted by Tacktheritrix
Wonderland
Member since Jun 2013
1170 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 11:29 am to
As slow as Christmas
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
21561 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:22 pm to
She's a big gal, when you tell her to haul arse she has to make 2 trips.....
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
21561 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:24 pm to
He's as full of shite as a nine pound robin....
Posted by turkish
Member since Aug 2016
1907 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

Jalen Preston SAY he wants to “piss in LSU’s cornflakes”
Posted by red sox fan 13
Valley Park
Member since Aug 2018
15688 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:47 pm to
Boxed in like a turtle's pecker.

If you're scared go to church, If you don't go to church buy a dog.
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3642 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:56 pm to
Drier than Death eating a cracker.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
99554 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:58 pm to
“Make a happy plate”

I think that maybe just south Louisiana. Said it once in TN and they had no clue what I was talking about. Nola people didn’t know either
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 5:59 pm to
Bigger than Dallas
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
11377 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 6:08 pm to
Kuntry boy can survive
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
21561 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 6:20 pm to
Neckid as a jay bird...
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5315 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 6:27 pm to
that'll go over like a turd in a punchbowl
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5315 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 6:38 pm to
busier than a one armed monkey with two peckers
This post was edited on 11/15/22 at 11:28 am
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
6011 posts
Posted on 11/14/22 at 6:39 pm to
Like a coon up a tree
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