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re: UNH's UnitedHealth CEO shot and killed

Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:44 am to
Posted by Roux22
Member since Jan 2023
866 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:44 am to
Dead men can’t testify. It’s that simple. Someone covered their arse here.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134652 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:52 am to
quote:

I believe now is the time for a separate, UHC/CEO Haiku thread.



New York Street, pew pew
CEO is DOA
Coverage denied
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68042 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 7:53 am to
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31608 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:12 am to
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insider job carried out by his partners in crime. Made to look like a disgruntled policyholder whose family member was denied care

Wonder how big of a life insurance policy they have on him? Lots of shite headed their way with the new administration, can see them putting blame on him, but he's dead now and using life insurance to offset fines and settlements. That would be such a UHC way to handle shite.
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
3001 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:15 am to
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Lots of shite headed their way with the new administration,


unfortunately I doubt this occurs. UHC is too big. UHC is untouchable,

the beat will go on...
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26703 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:28 am to
quote:

and building 7 just collapsed


yes, it was on fire for 7 hours, the ground was unstable after the other 2 buildings collapsed...

quote:

pentagon just mysteriously vaporized

It mostly exploded and the rest burned up after hitting the Pentagon/ground at 500MPH full of jet fuel...

quote:

Oswald acted alone

Well, he had sniper training, but yes, that day...he was alone



And no, no one blew up any infrastructure in New Orleans or anywhere in Louisiana to force more flooding during any hurricane

Yes, we landed on the moon

and Yes, Booth He had help planning and some help afterwards, but that night, he was alone

This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 8:40 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:30 am to
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Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
26703 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:32 am to
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Kennedy was shot during the day. What are you talking about?


was doing one on booth and got out of order
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:40 am to
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Then I feel a little less bad that insurance CEOs are getting shot in the street


Virtually everyone is rooting for a clean escape save for a few virtue signaling nerds in this thread.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:41 am to
Cope
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
12300 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:44 am to
I sincerely hope they never catch the shooter.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:48 am to
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Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:49 am to
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OMLandshark


Imagine defending big insurance
Posted by WW
Member since Dec 2013
2598 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:52 am to
Or Glenn Beck
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:52 am to
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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134652 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:54 am to
Your Death has been deemed
Pre-existing condition
Better luck next time
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
74201 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 8:57 am to
Reading this thread is a great way to understand how the communist world got away with murdering 100 million people.

Can I also note the major overlap between people celebrating targeted assassination of a health insurance exec and those who have defended terrorist groups like Hamas?

Not a coincidence. It speaks to their broken moral compass. They can justify anything.
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 9:01 am to
Our founding fathers would be split on this. You don't have the clear moral high ground that you think you do.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
29595 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 9:02 am to
Spot on, mate. I don't generally take issue with shock value humor but you can tell it's coming from a place of approval by many on here. We are surrounded by scum and idiots who hate the "Man" and want a free lunch.
Posted by A12 Oxcart
On the float out in the Belt
Member since Dec 2022
1204 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 9:03 am to
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For example. I was reviewing some of the charts from the NPs that I supervise and this is literally what the NP wrote for diabetes "Hemoglobin A1C 9.2%. Prescribed Ozempic at last visit but insurance denied. Encouraged patient to cut back on sugar intake." What the NP wrote is technically sound but it is not going to work. I amended the chart to say "Hemoglobin A1C reduction despite max dosage of metformin and Farxiga. GLP-1 agonist is medically warranted as next step to achieve additional hemoglobin A1C reduction." I had the prior authorization person at my office rerun the claim and United approved it.

So you provided specific (and relevant) clinical details that allowed their PA team to make an informed decision. Sounds like your NPs need to be retrained.
This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 9:04 am
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