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re: Unfortunate but Funny Names

Posted on 9/21/26 at 7:35 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13808 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 7:35 am to
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A guy I know went to high school with a girl named Tremendous Johnson


Imagine if it was a dude’s name, and he played football in college or the pros.

Tremendous Johnson penetrating the line.

Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
4254 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 7:36 am to
Don’t know if he is still around but there was a realtor in Birmingham named Richard Head.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13808 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Don’t know if he is still around but there was a realtor in Birmingham named Richard Head.


I have the perfect billboard for this realtor.

Your realtor shouldn’t be a Dick. Try Richard Head Realty.
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2262 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 8:18 am to
Son's kindergarden teacher was Rosie Johnson. She napped more than taught.
Posted by CT Hooktip
Fairmont, WV
Member since Jan 2024
456 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 10:35 am to
I knew a Harry Butz that married an Anita Cox.
Posted by migui8618
Member since Nov 2023
1005 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 10:51 am to
quote:


Anita Dick


I think I went to school with her cousin Precious Dick
Posted by JoBo68
Member since Feb 2013
50 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 11:12 am to
A gynecologist named C. Bush. That’s what it said on his sign
A man named Dill Pickle
Both legit men and names
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14810 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 11:30 am to
I knew a Vietnamese guy named Long Dong.
Posted by 33inNC
Charlotte, NC
Member since Mar 2011
6562 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 11:49 am to
Joe Sausage
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
6161 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 12:58 pm to
I have a customer named Justin Case
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
96699 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 1:04 pm to
I went to school with a guy named Jim Jones.

I was in ROTC with a guy last name Mosquito.
Posted by AutoYes_Clown
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2012
5391 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 1:36 pm to
There is an entire family of othodontists in Birmingham with name Rape pronounced exactly like you would expect. Tons of 80's and 90's kids saw the Rapes. They didnt hide their name and still dont to this day as it looks like the Rape family tradition lives on.



Posted by AUTailgater
Member since Sep 2020
46 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 1:43 pm to
Knew a girl in High School named Iona Box
This post was edited on 9/21/26 at 1:44 pm
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
5948 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 2:11 pm to
Went to high school with some folks that had unfortunate last names like Horney and Hymen.

The one who takes the prize wasn't Rick Sweat. But it was his father who had the unfortunate name.... yep, Dick Sweat.
Posted by firstandtiger
Sulphur, LA
Member since Aug 2013
276 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:08 pm to
Alvana Head pretty funny in the obituary article
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
15720 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:09 pm to
Neighbor in the it's

Jack Imhoff
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35534 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:48 am to
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
7381 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:07 am to
Guy named Hugh Jenas. He was an a-hole.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
13808 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Went to high school with some folks that had unfortunate last names like Horney and Hymen


I think there was a musical group in the New Orleans area named Buster Hymen and the Penetrators in the 1980’s.
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
44092 posts
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:38 am to
I used to have a friend named, Dave Wood. Dave had sister, Holly Wood. No lie.
Also, dated a girl named Melody Tune!
This post was edited on 9/25/26 at 11:39 am
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