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re: Two new generations of locusts are set to descend on East Africa again—400 times stronger
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:40 am to Bench McElroy
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:40 am to Bench McElroy

Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:41 am to wickowick
quote:
Those starving people better start eating those protein rich locust
I heard they're not bad with honey.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:46 am to Bestbank Tiger
If my family were starving i'd be out there with a net.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:52 am to redbaron
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:55 am to redbaron
quote:
pretty sure parts of Africa has legit starvation issues...
Sounds like Covid would be raging down there and helping lower the number of starving people.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 9:02 am to Bench McElroy
Fortunately, when they get to eastern Africa they'll find very little food and starve. Sally Struthers will make commercials about it.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:02 am to Bench McElroy
quote:
LINK
I just clicked and unwittingly used one of my 2 free Quartz Africa articles for the month. I am going to have to be judicious for the next 3 weeks.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:24 am to Bench McElroy
Locusts?!
Holy Moses!
Holy Moses!
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:31 am to Duane Dibbley
quote:
Made up bullshite to pander to stupid people.
You think it's made up that there's a lot of people in Africa that don't always have enough to eat?
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:33 am to Bench McElroy
OP is a perpetual sky screamer.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:43 am to BowlJackson
I bet he was trying to say the phrase “food insecurity” is a made up PC buzz phrase. It’s not exactly a euphemism for starvation, as it’s much broader. since no one is actually starving in the US, the food insecurity tag started popping up so that we can pretend there’s a food supply problem in the US.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:48 am to TulaneFan
The plagues of Egypt were directly caused by a Volcanic Eruption on the Italian island of Santorini. Ash plumes caused the darkness and higher amounts of rainfall over Northern Africa. The higher rainfall amounts led to the locusts. Also, ash, cinnabar, and sulfuric acid fell over the Nile River Valley causing the river to turn blood red and killed a lot of fish. The acidic river also caused the frogs to flee the river banks. The boils were caused by the acid rain...and the children that died were most likely sacrificed due to the destruction or they were more vulnerable to the toxins that the adults.
I believe God did this but it can all be correlated with a proven natural disaster.
I believe God did this but it can all be correlated with a proven natural disaster.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:58 am to Chieeefs
Does it matter that you've got some of the plagues listed backwards/out of order, or that whoever penned the text just got it all wrong?
List of the ten plagues as histirically documented:
Blood
Frogs
Lice or gnats
Flies
Livestock
Boils
Hail
Locust
Darkness
Death of firstborn
List of the ten plagues as histirically documented:
Blood
Frogs
Lice or gnats
Flies
Livestock
Boils
Hail
Locust
Darkness
Death of firstborn
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:03 am to BestBanker
The order is irrelevant. I wasn't attempting to be sequential. All of the plagues were caused by the same volcanic eruption.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:10 am to Chieeefs
*cough* prove it *cough
Whatever.
Whatever.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:22 am to Bench McElroy
The NGOs should spend billions on putting Bug-A-Salt Guns in every man, woman, and child’s hand in Africa. Only then will the locust problem be solved and harmony restored.
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:28 am to MrLSU
those things are fun. Just like the electric fly swatters.
This post was edited on 4/11/20 at 11:29 am
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:42 am to MrLSU
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Bug-A-Salt Guns
Locust problem solved.
Now, they have salted their on land. Can't win for losing.
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