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re: Two new generations of locusts are set to descend on East Africa again—400 times stronger

Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:40 am to
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:40 am to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82457 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:41 am to
quote:

Those starving people better start eating those protein rich locust


I heard they're not bad with honey.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24726 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:46 am to
If my family were starving i'd be out there with a net.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:52 am to
quote:

but pretty sure parts of Africa has legit starvation issues.


Sam Kinison on World Hunger
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38241 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 8:55 am to
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pretty sure parts of Africa has legit starvation issues...


Sounds like Covid would be raging down there and helping lower the number of starving people.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24370 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 9:02 am to

Fortunately, when they get to eastern Africa they'll find very little food and starve. Sally Struthers will make commercials about it.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17077 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:02 am to
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LINK


I just clicked and unwittingly used one of my 2 free Quartz Africa articles for the month. I am going to have to be judicious for the next 3 weeks.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:24 am to
Locusts?!

Holy Moses!
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4660 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:25 am to
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WhatsApp



Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:31 am to
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Made up bullshite to pander to stupid people.


You think it's made up that there's a lot of people in Africa that don't always have enough to eat?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:33 am to
OP is a perpetual sky screamer.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85575 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:43 am to
I bet he was trying to say the phrase “food insecurity” is a made up PC buzz phrase. It’s not exactly a euphemism for starvation, as it’s much broader. since no one is actually starving in the US, the food insecurity tag started popping up so that we can pretend there’s a food supply problem in the US.
Posted by Chieeefs
Member since Aug 2019
210 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:48 am to
The plagues of Egypt were directly caused by a Volcanic Eruption on the Italian island of Santorini. Ash plumes caused the darkness and higher amounts of rainfall over Northern Africa. The higher rainfall amounts led to the locusts. Also, ash, cinnabar, and sulfuric acid fell over the Nile River Valley causing the river to turn blood red and killed a lot of fish. The acidic river also caused the frogs to flee the river banks. The boils were caused by the acid rain...and the children that died were most likely sacrificed due to the destruction or they were more vulnerable to the toxins that the adults.

I believe God did this but it can all be correlated with a proven natural disaster.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19724 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 10:58 am to
Does it matter that you've got some of the plagues listed backwards/out of order, or that whoever penned the text just got it all wrong?

List of the ten plagues as histirically documented:

Blood
Frogs
Lice or gnats
Flies
Livestock
Boils
Hail
Locust
Darkness
Death of firstborn
Posted by Chieeefs
Member since Aug 2019
210 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:03 am to
The order is irrelevant. I wasn't attempting to be sequential. All of the plagues were caused by the same volcanic eruption.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19724 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:10 am to
*cough* prove it *cough

Whatever.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30081 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:22 am to
The NGOs should spend billions on putting Bug-A-Salt Guns in every man, woman, and child’s hand in Africa. Only then will the locust problem be solved and harmony restored.
Posted by Chieeefs
Member since Aug 2019
210 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:28 am to
those things are fun. Just like the electric fly swatters.
This post was edited on 4/11/20 at 11:29 am
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76154 posts
Posted on 4/11/20 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Bug-A-Salt Guns

Locust problem solved.
Now, they have salted their on land. Can't win for losing.
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