re: TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect

Guilty of the below.

I call it being normal.

99. Eating or serving king cake outside the Epiphany through Mardi Gras window.
98. Bragging about your intelligence.
95. Allowing your children to get significant UV exposure outdoors — might as well shove cigars in their mouths.
89. Passing on the right a closely grouped line of cars on the interstate. Everyone’s waiting for the 18 wheeler or slow driver to get over. You passing on the right and shifting back into the left lane is blatant line cutting.
81. Going into debt in order to buy things.
76. Relying on Yelp and rating consolidation websites to determine to which restaurants you will give your patronage, especially when out of town.
73. Dipping sushi rice into soy sauce. Only the fish should touch the soy.
70. If more than 10% of your belongings were made in China. Do a quick runaround your house now.
64. Shopping on Sunday.
63. Sex outside marriage.
60. Eating hot dogs.
59. Believing traveling a lot makes you cultured.
55. Yelling at a referee or official
50. Having more than one television in your home.
49. Stickers on your car.
46. Being over 17 and playing video games more than one hour a year.
40. Wearing an untucked shirt (males).
38. Listening to rap, rock-n-roll, or alternative music.
36. Listening to music in your car or with headphones that enables anyone but you or those in your car to hear that to which you are listening.
30. Any tattoo
26. Consumption of any alcohol except the small portion of wine give during the sacrament of Communion.
22. Collecting firearms.
18. Eating potato salad or deviled eggs.
17. Viewing pornography or images for sexual gratification.
13. Laughing at or mocking those without a home.
12. For Christians, not giving your child a biblical or family name.
6. Tobacco use of any kind. And vaping for that matter.

frick you and that pretentious fitzmorris. I'll collect all the firearms I want

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TulaneLSU's 100 things that make you uncultured and undeserving of respect

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Damn, that list of transgressions is long. What do you do for fun? Jam your needle dick into a pencil sharpener? Might need to update your list.

Holy shite I do a ton of these. You would hate me. I’m going to go back and actually count. It’s at least half.

God says not to be judgmental. And you seem to have a God complex because you think you know what is best for everyone else. This is arrogance. When you get to the pearly gates you will be asked why you were such a judgmental, arrogant jerk instead of practicing love and tolerance. How are you planning to explain that?

Good thing I can go to confession and reset these every week.

Your list is mostly the ramblings of a lieunatic mind that I downvoted wiry the quickness’s, bir this one is spot on:

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78. When deboarding a plane, not having your overhead items ready to go immediately when the aisle opens.

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98. Bragging about your intelligence or where you attended school.

username: TulaneLSU

I laughed