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re: True Stories...of the O-T
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:26 am to IllegalPete
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:26 am to IllegalPete
Of course he sucks at sales. He can’t even lie good. 5 years - 2 years got called out.
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:46 am to tigerbutt
I was about 18 and met a girl at a concert in Biloxi. We had a good time but she had to leave with her room mates afterwards. I got her number, called and set up a date. She was a student at USM.
I picked her up and we went to a bar she suggested. She decided I was a goofball with the game of a Special Olympian so she called her room mate to come pick her up. I never saw her, or called again.
I picked her up and we went to a bar she suggested. She decided I was a goofball with the game of a Special Olympian so she called her room mate to come pick her up. I never saw her, or called again.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:31 am to jmarto1
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Need to start a poop thread bro
I was dating my now wife for about 5 months. Her family has a camp and hunting land in Port Gibson. I was sent to Grand Gulf nuclear station for a job in Port Gibson and was going to stay at the camp.
After driving up and doing intake, I headed to the camp which I thought I knew how to get to. The coffee and breakfast hit me like ton of bricks. I couldn’t find the camp, and was frantically calling anyone who could give me directions. I finally couldn’t take it anymore, so pulled over on the highway and found a 6’ diameter oak tree and let loose on someone’s property.
When I could think straight, I realized I was one highway off and only about 2 miles from the camp.
Thank God it wasn’t hunting season. Some dude probably would have shot me.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 6:59 am to Mud_Till_May
As a teenager, I fricked all my sister's friends.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:09 am to Mud_Till_May
I had to cut my own arm off after getting it caught between a boulder and a rock face while biking in the desert a couple years back. I had met some chicks that day. One looked like Kate Mara. Anyway I was stuck for like 5.29 days.
This story was not easy to type into this smart phone.
This story was not easy to type into this smart phone.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:22 am to USEyourCURDS
I've told it before...but it's Christmas, so enjoy...
I dated this girl, it was as hot heavy frickfest...
She was crazy as the March Hare, but one day after 3 months, she says I'm pregnant...
I'm like OK...she thought I didn't believe her.
A few weeks later we are having a porno style festival all over her dad's house, and while she's giving me she the Annie Oakley, says "oh something's not right..."
She dismounts, runs to the bathroom saying "I told you I was pregnant"...
I look down and to my horror there is...
Ugh
I dated this girl, it was as hot heavy frickfest...
She was crazy as the March Hare, but one day after 3 months, she says I'm pregnant...
I'm like OK...she thought I didn't believe her.
A few weeks later we are having a porno style festival all over her dad's house, and while she's giving me she the Annie Oakley, says "oh something's not right..."
She dismounts, runs to the bathroom saying "I told you I was pregnant"...
I look down and to my horror there is...
Ugh
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:05 am to Tiger Prawn
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Probably better than Witten and Booger on MNF
I was
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:09 am to Mud_Till_May
I was one of the first 5 people to try the test run of the Spicy Chick-Fil-a sandwich before it was rolled out to the public.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:23 am to Dawgholio
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I was one of the first 5 people to try the test run of the Spicy Chick-Fil-a sandwich before it was rolled out to the public.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 8:24 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:32 am to Mud_Till_May
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:35 am to Cdawg
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True Stories...of the O-T
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:42 am to Mud_Till_May
The night before a baseball game at our cross town rivals, I dropped a deuce on their homeplate
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:15 am to jmarto1
While pulling check point security, me and my team went and got some local Iraqi food from a shop because we were tired of MRE's. about 3 hours later, my stomach starts rumbling and I immediately know I am about to have an arse explosion. I know I don't have time to run anywhere, so I climb on top of our Stryker, empty a case of rip-its and use the box as a crapper, right as our position gets ambushed. Worse crapper experience of my life, food was delicious though.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:19 am to Mud_Till_May
I’ve taken a girl to pound town on the field at Neyland...so easy to sneak into that bitch
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:21 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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I’ve taken a girl to pound town on the field at Neyland.
like thousands of others, I've don't it on the 50 at TS and at Bernie Moore, for good measure
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:24 am to Mud_Till_May
i ate a costco chicken i left on my counter overnight. it was fine and i didnt get sick
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:31 am to USEyourCURDS
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:49 am to Mud_Till_May
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I sit down at bar and say in my actual southern accent. "I'll take a sweet tea."
Everyone around me thought I was from that hell hole.
If you were really from Alabama...you would have just ordered Tea, and everyone would assume you meant sweet tea. That's how they immediately knew you weren't from around there.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:06 pm to Cump11b
Damn. How long were you shitting and getting shot at?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:17 pm to Mud_Till_May
The year was 2007 i didn't know TD even existed at the time. I had an affair with a married insurance agent here in baton rouge who talked about how she spent her days here on the OT.I was single at the time and had nothing better going on .
No pics or names will be dropped.
No pics or names will be dropped.
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