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Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:30 pm to Kafka
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I’m a counselor at an AA meeting and this hobo asked for a ride.
So you’re an alcoholic ..? There are no counselors at AA meetings baw
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:40 pm to bbeck
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CSB
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:42 pm to Mud_Till_May
The Year was... 3 or 4 years or so ago. I was in Orange Beach, Alabama with 7 other people. We were staying at the Caribe.
We decided to go to LuLu's. I went to get me and someone else a beer. Had a LSU hat on and the guy next to me was from Auburn. We started talking football, a few minutes later the guy I was buying the beer for came get his beer from me and I was drinking mine while talking to the Auburn guy.
Once I finished I told him it was a pleasure but I needed to go.. He ended up buying me a beer and told me to stay for one more. He ended up buying me two more. I bought us a shot of patron and then the bartender ended up giving us a shot of peppermint schapps. There was a long wait for a table but the people I was with already ordered and was getting their food when I finally found them. One of them gave me a chicken tender. I went throw up after eating it.
We decided to go to LuLu's. I went to get me and someone else a beer. Had a LSU hat on and the guy next to me was from Auburn. We started talking football, a few minutes later the guy I was buying the beer for came get his beer from me and I was drinking mine while talking to the Auburn guy.
Once I finished I told him it was a pleasure but I needed to go.. He ended up buying me a beer and told me to stay for one more. He ended up buying me two more. I bought us a shot of patron and then the bartender ended up giving us a shot of peppermint schapps. There was a long wait for a table but the people I was with already ordered and was getting their food when I finally found them. One of them gave me a chicken tender. I went throw up after eating it.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 3:48 pm to OweO
Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:50 pm to Mud_Till_May
Wayne Toups punched me backstage once. He was so high it was hilarious (didn't hit me in the face). His manager was very apologetic. I went to his T-Shirt trailer, stole one of each shirt then pissed on the rest and left.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 4:57 pm to Mud_Till_May
Walked into the lobby of a retirement home.
Lady in a wheelchair had removed her colostomy bag and was dipping her finger into it and eating her own feces.
As I was trying to process what I was seeing, the lady yells “This food tastes like shite!’
(Mic drop)
Lady in a wheelchair had removed her colostomy bag and was dipping her finger into it and eating her own feces.
As I was trying to process what I was seeing, the lady yells “This food tastes like shite!’
(Mic drop)
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:11 pm to Scoop
Took XXXX home from the bulldog one night back when she was hot
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:15 pm to Mud_Till_May
I was driving home on a Friday night from Shreveport south down I-49 at 2am. As I look in the distance, there we a care pulled over on the interstate. As I got closer, there is a woman standing in the middle of my lane, I thought no way and I kept slowing down but she was standing like a statue. Head down, in her bra and panties. It was a summer night. As I was about to run over her, a man darts out of the darkness from nowhere and tackles her off the road, barely missing her. I never slowed down. Missed her arse and him by a few feet. Weirdest thing I have ever seen. No idea what happened to them.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:21 pm to Luke
No you didnt.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:24 pm to alajones
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chow hall food that makes you want an MRE
Damn! It must have been horrible!
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:25 pm to Hook Em Horns
You want pics?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 5:27 pm to ShoeBang
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Wayne Toups
So there is a reason they call him Cocaine Wayne?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:12 pm to Mud_Till_May
I was in Maine and walked into an all-night diner. As I’m walking in a homeless guy asked me for a couple bucks. I didn’t have cash but told him he could come in and get something to eat. He came in, we sat down and talked for a few minutes while waiting for the food. He told me he had come into a lot of money recently and didn’t know what to do with it because he was always afraid someone would get it while he was sleeping. He asked me what he should do with his money and I told him to put it in the bank. He stared at me for a few seconds, judging whether he could trust me, and then asked if I wanted to see his money. Of course I did, and he pulled out a religious tract made to look like a $1,000,000 bill. It took me 5 minutes to convince him not to take it to the bank.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:21 pm to Mud_Till_May
4cubbies fricked a homeless guy
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:29 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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I’ve taken a girl to pound town on the field at Neyland...so easy to sneak into that bitch
You should be banned for saying 'pound town' alone.
tPOS.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:49 pm to SouthernImmigrant
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I’m a counselor at an AA meeting and this hobo asked for a ride. So you’re an alcoholic ..? There are no counselors at AA meetings baw
Downvote away, my statement stands, I’ve been to more meetings than I care to share and the only counseling you’re going to get there is from Joe the Plumber.
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