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True Stories...of the O-T
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:20 pm
Simple but true story thread.
The year was 2017, the month of February. I was in Tuscaloosa Alabama on business and stopped into Archibalds BBQ joint.
Being from out of town, I didn't know what I was getting into. As I walk in, I see a busy lunch crowd and many eyes that had set in on me. I sit down at bar and say in my actual southern accent. "I'll take a sweet tea."
Everyone around me thought I was from that hell hole. Good thing I'm not from the city.
The year was 2017, the month of February. I was in Tuscaloosa Alabama on business and stopped into Archibalds BBQ joint.
Being from out of town, I didn't know what I was getting into. As I walk in, I see a busy lunch crowd and many eyes that had set in on me. I sit down at bar and say in my actual southern accent. "I'll take a sweet tea."
Everyone around me thought I was from that hell hole. Good thing I'm not from the city.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:23 pm to Mud_Till_May
I’m a counselor at an AA meeting and this hobo asked for a ride. No problem. We get in the car and I turn the radio on and asked if he wanted to be the DJ and he completely freaked out and said he doesn’t do that anymore. I tried to give him $20 for some food before he got out but he just cursed at me. Probably would’ve bought beer or dope with it anyway.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:23 pm to Mud_Till_May
Maybe if you go to bed earlier you won’t hate your job so much tomorrow
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:24 pm to Tyga Woods
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Maybe if you go to bed earlier you won’t hate your job so much tomorrow
That maybe true.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Kafka
Did he ask you if he could blow you though?
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
I went to Sonic earlier
Got a large chili cheese tots and a limeade
Got a large chili cheese tots and a limeade
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:40 pm to Mud_Till_May
I was in South Korea doing missions during the 2002 World Cup. We were going to spend about a week at a RoK army base (no hot water, chow hall food that makes you want an MRE).
Anyway, we sit in our convoy for about an hour waiting for some Korean MPs to show up and follow them on the base. While we are waiting there, I start prairie dogging like a motherfricker. The only thing nearby is a little “store”. Not like a convenience store though. Like a little country shack that sold stuff.
The bathroom was like a urinal in the floor. I squat, blow that fricker up. Look around to flush, nothing. There’s a garden hose and a bucket. I’m supposed to full up the bucket and flush the poop down that way.
And of course, no TP. So I pull out my knife and slice a chunk off of my t shirt.
If only that were my only army poop story. But those will have to wait for another day.
Anyway, we sit in our convoy for about an hour waiting for some Korean MPs to show up and follow them on the base. While we are waiting there, I start prairie dogging like a motherfricker. The only thing nearby is a little “store”. Not like a convenience store though. Like a little country shack that sold stuff.
The bathroom was like a urinal in the floor. I squat, blow that fricker up. Look around to flush, nothing. There’s a garden hose and a bucket. I’m supposed to full up the bucket and flush the poop down that way.
And of course, no TP. So I pull out my knife and slice a chunk off of my t shirt.
If only that were my only army poop story. But those will have to wait for another day.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:43 pm to alajones
Need to start a poop thread bro
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:45 pm to Mud_Till_May
True story I once did color commentary on the radio for a football game
Posted on 12/10/18 at 10:50 pm to jmarto1
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Need to start a poop thread bro
Coming back the day after an LSU game. The combination of hangover and too much breakfast buffet gave me the raging shits. Every 20 minutes like clockwork I had to pull over and run into the woods. A normal two hour drive took five hours.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:05 pm to Jim Rockford
I enjoy smelling my own farts.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:07 pm to Mud_Till_May
4 or 5 years ago I’m in Starkville in the off-season for a training with a coworker and went to a local establishment for dinner. Bro-in-law (who’s an Aubie-super-Bunker fan) gives me a call while I’m at the bar. I had given him a specialized “War Eagle” ringtone on my fancy-schmancey new i-phone and didn’t think much of it. I’m also not really that great with situational awareness. I’m one of those I’ll call you back later type people, so I let it ring to voicemail. Apparently it must have been important and he called right back, so I answered, had a short conversation and hung up. Dirty looks abounded my way and I’m sure I subsequently had some spit in my food. My coworker was like leave me out of this y’all, I went to USM. CSB.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:10 pm to Mud_Till_May
Did you go to the orginal one behind dudes house? I think it burned.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:12 pm to Kige Ramsey
quote:Probably better than Witten and Booger on MNF
True story I once did color commentary on the radio for a football game
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:13 pm to Mud_Till_May
Many years ago I took a trip to central America. For 9 days I went without using the bathroom. When the urge did hit it was an an inopportune time.
We had just taken an all day busy ride and pulled into a busy marina. Fortunately the was a bathroom on the boat but it was just a hole that opened to the river below. Needless to say there would have been a little more privacy had the urge hit before we were sitting around all the other boats.
We had just taken an all day busy ride and pulled into a busy marina. Fortunately the was a bathroom on the boat but it was just a hole that opened to the river below. Needless to say there would have been a little more privacy had the urge hit before we were sitting around all the other boats.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:21 pm to Mud_Till_May
No wonder you suck at sales.
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:30 pm to Mud_Till_May
Went to see Faces of Death with some friends in high school. Snuck in with about 8 Bud Ice bottles inside my jacket. One drops to the floor and rolls under two rows of seats before hitting someone’s foot. Guy turns around....algebra 2 teacher/my football position coach. He made me run about 7 miles after practice on Monday
This post was edited on 12/10/18 at 11:34 pm
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