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Tried to go do some normal shopping at Sam's

Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:45 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:45 pm
Idiocracy is real.

The cashier said they have had arguments over TP and are 100% out. They have a shipment arriving tomorrow and will have extra staff as security on hand.

Security...over TP

The bread aisle was bare, water was almost gone, they were out of other paper products including tissue and there were large gatherings at the soap.

Flu medicine and vitamins that help support your immune system oddly seemed untouched.

The Asian food section was full unlike everything around it so I snagged some Bao for lunch tomorrow.

I told my wife we are doing the shop online and pick up until this crap is over.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28727 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:48 pm to
People are, as a majority, fricking retarded. Literally, hysterically, and tragically retarded.

frick the hoarding assholes who don’t understand basic science and epidemiology.

I guess I’ll have to go to the store tomorrow and pray the shite birds here in NastiNati haven’t picked all the decent food over.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184600 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:49 pm to
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C'mon brah




I don't need TP. We have plenty and there will still be TP in weeks and months ahead I am sure of that.

If not, I will subscribe to the NY Times and just use it.
Posted by Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
26096 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:49 pm to
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Flu medicine and vitamins that help support your immune system oddly seemed untouched.



Because our stupid fatass populace would rather die eating cheetos.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:49 pm to
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The cashier said they have had arguments over TP and are 100% out. They have a shipment arriving tomorrow and will have extra staff as security on hand.

Security...over TP
My wife showed me a short video on her FaceBook today where a really scuzzy looking guy holding a bag is hanging around a parking lot. Someone walks up to him and tries to hand him money which he shakes off while looking all around for police.

Then the scuzzy guy takes a roll of TP out of the bag and makes the exchange with the other guy...
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:50 pm to
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Idiocracy is real.

Next you're going to tell me our president was a professional wrestler.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105190 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:50 pm to
Be careful. You might have a Krugman column printed on your a-hole.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184600 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:51 pm to
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Because our stupid fatass populace would rather die eating cheetos.



Oh yea the chip aisles were rather low too.

Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28727 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:51 pm to
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Because our stupid fatass populace would rather die eating cheetos.



Posted by Tiger Ree
Houston
Member since Jun 2004
24563 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:51 pm to
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Idiocracy is real.


I figure that by Monday or Tuesday all the idiots will be overstocked and the stores re-stocked I can walk in any neighborhood store I chose and get anything I want just as normal.

Less traffic too, the morons will be at home keeping a shotgun watch over their 4-year supply of toilet paper. They really got me.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
36591 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:52 pm to
I just parked at Kroger. I need tp mainly bc I’m out. I think I’m gonna be using old socks for the next 4 months at this point.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:53 pm to
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Idiocracy is real.


We have a reality show Twitter queen as President. A little late there, man.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4193 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:53 pm to
I’m just using my baseball season tickets. Don’t need those anymore
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198108 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:53 pm to
Man I love those XX spicy cheetos
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184600 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:53 pm to
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I figure that by Monday or Tuesday all the idiots will be overstocked and the stores re-stocked I can walk in any neighborhood store I chose and get anything I want just as normal.


Yea I agree and was trying to do the same thing and have been putting it off but couldn't any longer as we were low on some things we needed.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184600 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:54 pm to
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I think I’m gonna be using old socks for the next 4 months at this point.



Go middle eastern and use your hand
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:54 pm to
I just bought a 6 pack mega roll of Charmin soft because I legit needed toilet paper a couple of days ago. Looks like I just snuck in under the wire before they got cleared out.

By the time I run out, either this will be over or a few million people will have died and I can just loot their houses for any toilet paper they left behind.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:55 pm to
Did you go out shopping just so you can bitch about other people? If so, I can introduce you to my Dad who is an angry old prick too.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:57 pm to
People need to realize that you just need to live your life normally. There’s a good chance that many of us have had interactions with someone who has the virus. We may have the virus ourselves and everything is fine.

If you feel sick, stay home. I understand avoiding mass groupings at the moment but the hysteria has to stop or it’s going to cause some real damage. If you’re an average person and have the corona virus the odds of you actually dying from it are so small.

We’re on our way to panicking ourselves into deep shite.
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