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Tried to go do some normal shopping at Sam's
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:45 pm
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:45 pm
Idiocracy is real.
The cashier said they have had arguments over TP and are 100% out. They have a shipment arriving tomorrow and will have extra staff as security on hand.
Security...over TP
The bread aisle was bare, water was almost gone, they were out of other paper products including tissue and there were large gatherings at the soap.
Flu medicine and vitamins that help support your immune system oddly seemed untouched.
The Asian food section was full unlike everything around it so I snagged some Bao for lunch tomorrow.
I told my wife we are doing the shop online and pick up until this crap is over.
The cashier said they have had arguments over TP and are 100% out. They have a shipment arriving tomorrow and will have extra staff as security on hand.
Security...over TP
The bread aisle was bare, water was almost gone, they were out of other paper products including tissue and there were large gatherings at the soap.
Flu medicine and vitamins that help support your immune system oddly seemed untouched.
The Asian food section was full unlike everything around it so I snagged some Bao for lunch tomorrow.
I told my wife we are doing the shop online and pick up until this crap is over.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:48 pm to stout
People are, as a majority, fricking retarded. Literally, hysterically, and tragically retarded.
frick the hoarding assholes who don’t understand basic science and epidemiology.
I guess I’ll have to go to the store tomorrow and pray the shite birds here in NastiNati haven’t picked all the decent food over.
frick the hoarding assholes who don’t understand basic science and epidemiology.
I guess I’ll have to go to the store tomorrow and pray the shite birds here in NastiNati haven’t picked all the decent food over.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:49 pm to NPComb
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C'mon brah
I don't need TP. We have plenty and there will still be TP in weeks and months ahead I am sure of that.
If not, I will subscribe to the NY Times and just use it.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:49 pm to stout
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Flu medicine and vitamins that help support your immune system oddly seemed untouched.
Because our stupid fatass populace would rather die eating cheetos.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:49 pm to stout
quote:My wife showed me a short video on her FaceBook today where a really scuzzy looking guy holding a bag is hanging around a parking lot. Someone walks up to him and tries to hand him money which he shakes off while looking all around for police.
The cashier said they have had arguments over TP and are 100% out. They have a shipment arriving tomorrow and will have extra staff as security on hand.
Security...over TP
Then the scuzzy guy takes a roll of TP out of the bag and makes the exchange with the other guy...
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:50 pm to stout
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Idiocracy is real.
Next you're going to tell me our president was a professional wrestler.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:50 pm to stout
Be careful. You might have a Krugman column printed on your a-hole.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:51 pm to Landmass
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Because our stupid fatass populace would rather die eating cheetos.
Oh yea the chip aisles were rather low too.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:51 pm to Landmass
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Because our stupid fatass populace would rather die eating cheetos.

Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:51 pm to stout
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Idiocracy is real.
I figure that by Monday or Tuesday all the idiots will be overstocked and the stores re-stocked I can walk in any neighborhood store I chose and get anything I want just as normal.
Less traffic too, the morons will be at home keeping a shotgun watch over their 4-year supply of toilet paper. They really got me.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:52 pm to stout
I just parked at Kroger. I need tp mainly bc I’m out. I think I’m gonna be using old socks for the next 4 months at this point.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:53 pm to stout
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Idiocracy is real.
We have a reality show Twitter queen as President. A little late there, man.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:53 pm to stout
I’m just using my baseball season tickets. Don’t need those anymore
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:53 pm to BeachDude022
Man I love those XX spicy cheetos
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:53 pm to Tiger Ree
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I figure that by Monday or Tuesday all the idiots will be overstocked and the stores re-stocked I can walk in any neighborhood store I chose and get anything I want just as normal.
Yea I agree and was trying to do the same thing and have been putting it off but couldn't any longer as we were low on some things we needed.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:54 pm to BeachDude022
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I think I’m gonna be using old socks for the next 4 months at this point.
Go middle eastern and use your hand
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:54 pm to stout
I just bought a 6 pack mega roll of Charmin soft because I legit needed toilet paper a couple of days ago. Looks like I just snuck in under the wire before they got cleared out.
By the time I run out, either this will be over or a few million people will have died and I can just loot their houses for any toilet paper they left behind.
By the time I run out, either this will be over or a few million people will have died and I can just loot their houses for any toilet paper they left behind.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:55 pm to stout
Did you go out shopping just so you can bitch about other people? If so, I can introduce you to my Dad who is an angry old prick too.
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:57 pm to stout
People need to realize that you just need to live your life normally. There’s a good chance that many of us have had interactions with someone who has the virus. We may have the virus ourselves and everything is fine.
If you feel sick, stay home. I understand avoiding mass groupings at the moment but the hysteria has to stop or it’s going to cause some real damage. If you’re an average person and have the corona virus the odds of you actually dying from it are so small.
We’re on our way to panicking ourselves into deep shite.
If you feel sick, stay home. I understand avoiding mass groupings at the moment but the hysteria has to stop or it’s going to cause some real damage. If you’re an average person and have the corona virus the odds of you actually dying from it are so small.
We’re on our way to panicking ourselves into deep shite.
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