Trashiest thing you've given your toddler

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Little man looks around, then grabs an unsweet tea, like a gentleman. And then grabs a fullsize honey bun.

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Soft. My kids were grabbing 40’s and Marlboros

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Soft. My kids were grabbing 40’s and Marlboros

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I may have asked if he needed a pack of reds. But he didn't get the reference

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may have asked if he needed a pack of reds. But he didn't get the reference

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I can’t wait to have kids so I can make jokes like this that go over their heads

Ryan's Buffet.

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Trashiest thing you've given your toddler

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probably a whoopin


according to a whole buncha limp-wrist pencil necks

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A few months ago, same gas station, he got an entire cup of half and half out of the dispenser.

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if it was a buc-ee’s I think that would be ok - any other place I’d be afraid the half & half would be bad

Pop rocks candy

I used to pull up at the Circle K and turn to the kids (oldest was probably about 6) in the back and ask them “y’all want a twelve pack,… case… what? And Camels or Marlboros…”?

And then my wife would be like

My kid recently got to pick from the treasure chest....where he picked a koozie they had left over from the schools homecoming parade.... my 3 year old picked snd were pretty sure proudly went around his class proudly talking about his "beer holder"

Busch Light