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Today’s hideous first world problem
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:36 pm
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:36 pm
I can’t find regular rolls of toilet tissue anymore. They are all these mega-rolls and they are too big for the tissue dispenser in the bathroom.
I have to use a loose roll for awhile and wait until it becomes small enough to install on the tissue roller. That means setting the roll on the counter by the sink or on top of the toilet tank.
Why even go on living like this? frick everything and frick everybody.
I have to use a loose roll for awhile and wait until it becomes small enough to install on the tissue roller. That means setting the roll on the counter by the sink or on top of the toilet tank.
Why even go on living like this? frick everything and frick everybody.
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Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:37 pm to Geekboy
Just use your seashells
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:39 pm to Geekboy
Just be like the Indians (dot not feather) and use your hand.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:39 pm to Geekboy
The great toilet paper pandemic of 2020-too.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:39 pm to Geekboy
Toilet paper math is the best.
12 jumbo rolls = 28 giant rolls
20 giant rolls. = 39 large rolls
30 large rolls = 62 rolls
I stand at the aisle dumbfounded at how anyone would even begin to figure out this cost per size equation they have set up
It’s shite paper yet takes up an entire aisle of the store just because they repackage the same shite paper in different ways
12 jumbo rolls = 28 giant rolls
20 giant rolls. = 39 large rolls
30 large rolls = 62 rolls
I stand at the aisle dumbfounded at how anyone would even begin to figure out this cost per size equation they have set up
It’s shite paper yet takes up an entire aisle of the store just because they repackage the same shite paper in different ways
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:40 pm to Geekboy
quote:
toilet tissue
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:40 pm to Geekboy
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:40 pm to Geekboy
Just use masks to wipe your arse. They are more useful for that than stopping the spread of the China Virus anyway.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:40 pm to WhuckFistle
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use your hand.
Left hand only though. Can’t be shaking hands with shitty fingers.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:41 pm to Geekboy
I put on on my undershirt backwards. When I pulled it off it mussed up my hair and I had to comb it again.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:41 pm to Geekboy
Just a buy a new house, poor.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:44 pm to Geekboy
quote:
oo big for the tissue dispenser in the bathroom.
dsld hates putting in the x large dispensers.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:51 pm to Geekboy
no bidet? that would be a 1st world problem
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:53 pm to Geekboy
Dude…wet wipes and a bidet seat
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:54 pm to Geekboy
Just wear the TP around your neck on a chain
Posted on 1/12/22 at 3:56 pm to Geekboy
shite in the shower and stomp it down the drain. Problem solved baw
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:06 pm to Geekboy
Wet wipes you filthy animal
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:13 pm to jaytothen
The ole waffle stomp - classic.
Posted on 1/12/22 at 4:33 pm to Topwater Trout
I could be on board in the summer when it’s hot outside, and therefore my “cold” water is warm-ish. Spraying my a-hole with 50° water in the winter? No thanks.
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