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re: Today, March 18 is National Awkward Moments Day. Care to Share?
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:37 pm to blueridgeTiger
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:37 pm to blueridgeTiger
I got one. Back in college I had been talking with this chick and convinced her to meet me for a drink that evening at a place near my apartment. I get off work and meet some friends for a quick pick up game of basketball. Head home and I’m starving. Dig through the fridge and find some pasta from the a few days prior. Heat it up and down it. It was a hot and muggy as I get to that bar that wasn’t very big. Take the first swig of beer and a crippling gut cramp hits me. Realizing I have minutes I turn for the bathroom that was down a short hallway in the corner. Proceed to peel the paint off the walls as I unleash hell. No Frebreeze. Nothing. Open the door and the group of people standing near it got knocked with gas suitable for the trenches of WW1. I lowered my head and walk back to where I was sitting waiting for the chick to arrive.
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Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:38 pm to evil cockroach
One New Years even I took the girlfriend to our usual car fricking spot which was on a send end street with some houses that were being built.
Didn’t notice that someone had moved into one of the houses. They called the cops on us.
I look out the back window and see three cop cars pulling up. I scrabbled to help her get some clothes on and only had time to put my silk boxers on before dude is banging on the window and flashlights shining in. I got out and stood behind my car with a semi hard on with the cop cars pulling headlights shining brightly on me.
Those cops laughed their asses off at me and said we could leave, but go find a hotel next time.
Didn’t notice that someone had moved into one of the houses. They called the cops on us.
I look out the back window and see three cop cars pulling up. I scrabbled to help her get some clothes on and only had time to put my silk boxers on before dude is banging on the window and flashlights shining in. I got out and stood behind my car with a semi hard on with the cop cars pulling headlights shining brightly on me.
Those cops laughed their asses off at me and said we could leave, but go find a hotel next time.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:49 pm to notiger1997
I got one I can think of off the top of my head, but there are many more...One night me and some college buddies in the 90's were in Vidalia at a bar, Club 84 or 84 Club or something like that shooting pool drinking. It was a pretty rough place; had bikers and such in there.
Well, you guessed it, the shite cramp hits me. The bathroom had no lock and no stall between the shitter and urinal. I'm thinking I can run in, drop a deuce, and run back out. Oh no, it was diarrhea, and it was gonna take a while. I'm sitting there in shame and the door swings open; thank God it was my roommate. He explodes laughing and comes in and pees next to me.
Then he was nice enough to guard the door while I tidied up.
Well, you guessed it, the shite cramp hits me. The bathroom had no lock and no stall between the shitter and urinal. I'm thinking I can run in, drop a deuce, and run back out. Oh no, it was diarrhea, and it was gonna take a while. I'm sitting there in shame and the door swings open; thank God it was my roommate. He explodes laughing and comes in and pees next to me.
Then he was nice enough to guard the door while I tidied up.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 2:53 pm to REB BEER
Another one... being an old baw from the country, I used to tell a bunch of off-color jokes. We were at a Christmas party when I was in my 20's and had a bunch of friend's standing around telling jokes.
I chimed in "you know the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe will tip." We were all restaurant workers. One of the girl's boyfriend looks at me and says "I'm Jewish." A little awkward to say the least. I had never actually met a Jew before and I never saw him again, thankfully.
I chimed in "you know the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe will tip." We were all restaurant workers. One of the girl's boyfriend looks at me and says "I'm Jewish." A little awkward to say the least. I had never actually met a Jew before and I never saw him again, thankfully.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 3:01 pm to Billieboy
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Awkward internet moments: Talking in the 3rd person
You aren’t new here but you damn sure aren’t on much. Scruffy has always been that way.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 3:35 pm to blueridgeTiger
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Posted on 3/18/25 at 4:56 pm to SouthMSReb
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It's my birthday. Checks out.
Ditto.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:25 pm to Lawyered
It ain’t a real date unless you end up with shite on your dick baw
Posted on 3/18/25 at 6:53 pm to blueridgeTiger
Back in the early 80s I was trucking out west near San Francisco. My co driver and I pull up to our destination early one morning and the customer is not open yet for delivery. My co driver has to take a dump real bad so he walks out behind the warehouse and drops trousers to his ankles and squats to relieve himself. Just as he gets comfortable, the 7am commuter train comes passing by full of folks looking out the windows at my friend only a few feet away.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 10:51 am to Lake08
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So your wife had some “monthly” issues on her panties? That embarrassing? Who gives a shite
I don't know how old you are, but I'm pushing 90. Back in 1959, sexual mores were much different from those of today. Accidentally exposing an unmarried couple to my wife's panties showing signs of recent perversions was awkward (I never said anything about embarrassing!)
Posted on 3/19/25 at 11:08 am to BondJamesBond
You're pushing 90, what?
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Posted on 3/19/25 at 11:38 am to blueridgeTiger
Go to a restaurant and someone in our group mentions the country of Kosovo. Buddy says “who cares about Kosovo!”
Everyone laughs
Guy at table next to us. “I’m from Kosovo!” Then storms out lol.
Everyone laughs
Guy at table next to us. “I’m from Kosovo!” Then storms out lol.
Posted on 3/19/25 at 11:48 am to Cosmo
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She’s a sweet girl.
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frick buddy. She’s up for anything. Choking/facials you name it. Finally convinced her to do anal. Went great
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Does not compute
Was sitting around the campfire at the farm a few years back and a friends Granddad was there. He was probably 90 years old, my friend was about 60... The old man rarely talked.
One of the young guys, in their 20's asks another guy about a girl he had just started dating and he replied that she "was a good girl".
To that my friends grandfather replied "a good girl will put it back in for you", while never taking his eyes off the fire.
It got real quiet then every one just laughed. Never expected him to just pop into the conversation with that.
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