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Today, in broad daylight, 4 yutes tried to culturally appropriate my employees bike

Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:25 pm
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:25 pm
One of my employees had a bike given to her by another staff member. She had it in the bed of her truck parked in my busy parking lot.

Around three this afternoon, I just happened to look out at the parking lot and noticed 4 yutes, approximately 13-14 years old, riding their bikes in my parking lot.

They caught my attention so I decided to watch what they were up to. They looked around at the cars parked in the lot and then one of them put his attention onto the truck. I watched as he tried to open the locked tailgate. He then reached into the bed of the truck and tried to take the bike. I ran outside and told him that the bike was not his and told him to get the frick out of here. He complied and left with the rest of his thug friends.

I was struck by two things with this encounter: how calm they were when I caught them trying to steal and how unusual it was to see this type of activity in the Bocage area of Baton Rouge.

Don't leave anything of value in your vehicle and keep aware of your surroundings.
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 6:38 am
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41839 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:26 pm to
What is a yute?
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35970 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:27 pm to
Don’t make thieves out of people who wouldn’t otherwise be thieves.










At that moment anyway.


ETA: sarcasm just flies over y’all doesn’t it?
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 7:28 am
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46679 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:27 pm to
This is why you don't live in Louisiana
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139214 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:28 pm to
Call their fathers and inform them of the incident
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25071 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:29 pm to
Lucky you didn’t get shot
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:29 pm to
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What is a yute?

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:29 pm to
She had it in her truck all day? Her bad.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:30 pm to
quote:

What is a yute?


you ignorant swine
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40379 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:31 pm to
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Call their fathers and inform them of the incident



Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:31 pm to
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Lucky you didn’t get shot


I approached them from a covered position
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:32 pm to
My wife’s road bike was stolen out of the back of my truck last week when I was in McLavy’s. The 70806 needs to pay attention.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41839 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:32 pm to


Gets me every time.
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

She had it in her truck all day? Her bad.


Where would you have her put it?
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21182 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:37 pm to
bikes are prone to get stolen in any neighborhood, anywhere. This isn’t the 1960’s anymore, lock your bikes up.
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10371 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:41 pm to
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4 yutes



If Obama had a son...
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:42 pm to
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They were probably going to pump up the tires and put it right back I'm sure.


After they thoroughly tested it and left a Yelp! review on OP's business of course. Yelling at them will definitely deduct at least 1 star off their review!
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:43 pm to
This is her fault. Just saying.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5774 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:44 pm to
They were probably Mormon and were just gonna borrow it to help with their missionary work.
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 9:53 pm
Posted by CheesyF
Member since May 2017
554 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 9:44 pm to
Such a white post
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